Hi everyone, Meg joins me again for another review, although for obvious reasons, she is a little excitable.

Yes, it’s the Elsa dress from Disney’s Frozen, from www.fancydressqueen.com a lovely blue dress, with a cape and a fancy brooch.

Elsa Dress

I guess without further ado, here’s the review… Well, I say review, it’s edited down from about half an hour of excitable almost-5-year-old, but I guess you can get the general drift of how much she adores the costume. 800/10 indeed. Read the rest of this entry »

Fudgey Vs The Playgym

Posted: October 12, 2014 in Fudgecrumpet
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It’s October and that basically means a month of birthday parties, cake and such nonsense. Today was the first of Meg’s birthday parties (she gets a joint family party with her sister on Saturday, and a McDonalds (her choice) on her actual birthday) which was held at The Magical Forest in Marsh, Huddersfield.

It’s a lovely massive playgym in an old church hall, and it offers fairly decent prices for parties and such.

Which basically brings me to tonight’s feature presentation, my adventure in said playgym, following Meg to the top level, then attempting to get out with all my legs attached. I’ve added some music on the top in an attempt to drown out the screaming, and the YouTube image stabilisation makes it looks a bit weird, but I hope you’ll enjoy my struggle…

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Hello there all you crazy alcoholics and party revellers and Predator fans and people who clicked this blog because I have included the words MILEY CYRUS JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBS MONEY PORN HADDOCK to abuse Google searching. Tonight’s movie night continues my Aliens/Predator marathon with the much-better-than-anyone-expected Predators, which abandons the godawful shonky shenanigans of the AvP movies and goes down the route of “Why don’t we make the film actually good for a change?”

Now obviously, after the last couple of movies, this leaves me with a dilemma, how do I write an entertaining movie night blog if the movie isn’t fucknawful? Well, the same way anyone makes a good night into a messy blur of awesomesauce and vomiting, with the addition of lots and lots of alcohol.

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Good morning all. It’s 6:30 and you join me for my final* #earlybirdchallenge in association with freeofficefinder.com, in which every effort is made to encourage everyone to use the early hours before work/school/jeremy kyle constructively, be it for something fun, something useful and boring, or something utterly pointless.

*my final documented challenge, I may well continue to get up early and do something, I just won’t be telling you about it.



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Looom Bands! Looom Bands! Loooooooooooooooooooooooom Bands! Loooooooooom Bands!

Loom Bands


LOOM BANDS! Read the rest of this entry »

Hey folks, a bit of a rushed #earlybirdchallenge today. Which I know goes kind of against www.freeofficefinder.com‘s remit to have a nice relaxing, but activity filled morning, but really I’ve been bonkers busy.

So, I got up nice and early, alarm set for 6:25 as usual. But it seems I underestimated the time it would take to do the activity I chose.

Wrapping up eBay stuff. Ugh. Read the rest of this entry »

Well, I kinda wasn’t going to do www.freeofficefinder.com‘s #earlybirdchallenge, as it’s Sunday and while I don’t buy into any of that church stuff, I really wanted a lie in. Alas, that didn’t happen, so I’m left with another early morning to fill with activities and such.

Ah, never mind, Meg has introduced me to Furchester Hotel on the iPlayer. It’s quite good.

Shhh. Watching.