So, we’ve all been there, out shopping with the kids and they see a pair of designer trainers that they want. Then you look at the price. Then you book yourself into the clinic so you can sell your kidneys.

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Well, now that situation has changed, with the introduction of the Rock Your Kicks kit, the ultimate paint kit to transform a pair of boring, plain sneakers or canvas trainers into something beautiful and unique and looking like you’ve sold your kidneys to pay for them. Read the rest of this entry »

So, you all remember Mitzy’s important message about her stance on internet censorship, right?

You don’t? NOW YOU DO.

Well, those lovely people over at The Pussycat Riot headquarters have gone and declared all out war against those heads of state that seek to censor the internet, banning access to YouTube and such, basically preventing the world from seeing hilarious videos of cats, among other things.

Now of course, I don’t mean actual war. Basically, constructive teasing. What have they gone and made…

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Yes, now your cat can scratch away to it’s heart’s content on the body and face of Russian mentalist Vladimir Putin, as well as his pal Kim Jong-un, son of him off of Team America. Read the rest of this entry »

LOOM BAND.

 

LOOM BANDS! LOOOM BANDS LOOM BANDS! LOOM BANDS!

Loom Band, loom band loom band. Loom band? Loom band.

Loom Band! Loom Band!

 

LOOM BAND.

So, here’s a new thing. A week late for Shark Week, I’ve linked up with my nigh-on-identical brother from another mother, Timey to sort out a commentary for the ‘epic’ ‘movie’ ‘classic’ from SyFy known as SHARKNADO 2 – The Second One.

 

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So, teaming up with my funky amigos, Neal, Nicole and Chris to talk over this messy wowshit, although we do go quiet whenever there’s a news report because NEWS IS IMPORTANT.  Read the rest of this entry »

So, I may well get around to doing a few more movie night posts in the next couple of days, given that it’s a bank holiday weekend and all. All I need now though is to decide which movies to watch.

Indecision Read the rest of this entry »

Thanks to Geoff for the nomination to take part in the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge in support of Macmillan Cancer Support.

Here’s my video. Feel free to leave comments.

To donate £3 to Macmillan Cancer Support, text ICE to 70550.

‘kinell I’m cold.

Live long and prosper everyone, the new series of Doctor Who starts on your telly tonight and who better than me to offer you a useful cut out and keep guide to the franchise? Don’t answer that. Also, don’t cut it out, you’ll break your computer or your phone or whatever. If you must, print it out then cut it out. Or just print it out. You don’t need my permission. Just do what you want.

Anyway, Doctor Who.

Ooh eeh oooooh

Eeee Ooooh

Wee war wooo

Eeeh ar ooooh.

That’s the theme tune. Obviously. Duh.

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