Right, so I’ve been suffering this past week or so. A combination of a family tummy bug, a terribly knackered mattress and not bending properly when lifting my toolbox at work have had me aching and creaking like some kind of feeble old man.

Luckily, painkillers exist, the only problem I have is that I’m ridiculously absent minded and never take my tablets at the correct time. Well, I’ve been sent these new Combogesic dual action pain relief tablets to try out, with the hope that I will stop nagging and Gem can have some peace.

I had to pick these up from Boots and speak to a man in a lab coat and everything. So, yeah. Read the rest of this entry »

A month or so ago I received an awesome hot dog making robot from the Chinese people (in exchange for Amazon reviews or whatever). 

Here it is, look at it. LOOK AT IT.

It was amazing. Things were good. I had hot dogs whenever Gem would not nag about me having hot dogs. I was happy.

Last night, those halcyon days came to an end.

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Tuesday Motivation 

Posted: February 7, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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You’re welcome.

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No, I don’t know what Waitangi Day is. My work diary just tells me that is today, and I have to have something as a title for this post otherwise it gets called <untitled> and I’m not a fan of pointy brackets because they remind me of IT lessons at school.

This picture is unrelated to anything written here. Sorry.

Anyway, hello! I’ve had a week off my blogging once a day thing (even longer if you count the weekends, which I don’t so shut up) so now I have to help you catch up on everything I wanted to write about last week but didn’t.  Read the rest of this entry »

Unless you have a really good pair of bosoms or a fancy moustache, making friends is quite hard to do nowadays.

This raises the problem of having nobody to drink with when you’re sat at home with your box of Beer52’s fancy craft beers. Not only is there nobody to talk to about general whatnot and such, there’s also that terrible stigma that accompanies someone sat at home in a reversible Superman/Batman dressing gown shouting “Dora is Mexico” to themselves.

Well, this is a problem that those lovely people at Beer52 have solved – an ‘interactive’ (not at all interactive) drinking buddy – The Beer Buddy.

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When everyone has gone to bed and I’m left with nothing much to do, I do enjoy a bit of the old YouTube to be inserted roughly into my eyes. Here are a couple of vids from my favourite channels, which I would encourage you to watch, subscribe, like and complain about, because I can’t spend every day writing about my feelings.

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Trump Brexit Death-Toast Honking

Posted: January 24, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

Hi there you,

Why did the egg cross the road?
To berate someone for their 140-character political views.

Twitter is an excellent source of information, of humour and of photos of cats with superhero costumes on. Things can be delivered almost instantly into your eyes in small, easily digestible nuggets and you can pretty much pick and choose who to talk to out of a cast of millions. You can also see boobs really easily. Most of all it is fun, a place to engage with friends and to escape from real life and the washing up.

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