I played Playstation VR game Until Dawn – Rush of Blood.

Apparently video evidence of me being a bloody coward exists.

Sounds like fake news to me.


Like and Subscribe if you want. I wouldn’t.


I’ve been discussing with folk on the Twitter about ways to improve my pitches for reviewing stuff on here, and it seems the general consensus is that I need to identify who is actually reading my blog.

I’m really only doing this because you lot never give me any feedback, so if anyone is to blame, it’s you.

Click this link to SurveyMonkey and do the survey, nothing too nosey I think.



Hey look! It’s a family based cooking blog post! Because there aren’t enough of those bloody things online!


Don’t worry though, I’m not here to preach the benefits of a high quinoa diet or wax lyrical about vegan penguins or whatever, I’m just reviewing bun cases.


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So, I did my first bit of live VR streaming, like one of those Markpineapples or a PewPie. Was kinda fun, because I got to be Batman and touch virtual nipples.

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So, I got a haircut. Yay.

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Tooth-Ow-sand 18.

Posted: January 2, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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Hi there.

So, it’s 2018, the Christmas period is nearly over (because it doesn’t end until after the 9th, my birthday, obviously) and whatever turkey leftovers that remain are now unfit for human consumption except for dares.

“How was your Christmas?” becomes the new greeting for everyone who has nothing interesting to say. The weather is either depressingly moist or inconveniently icy, it’s all a pile of arse.

Yeah, I’m grumpy. I have toothache.

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A bit later than most internet based nerd idiots, I saw The Last Jedi this week. Here is my review.


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