They did a Next Generation update for the VR Star Trek game.

I played it and was completely adequate.

Watch this.

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Right then.

Content Warning.

Posted: July 29, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet

It’s about time I posted a content warning on this blog, and what better way than borrowing this one.

So there you go.

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Thanks to my good pal at maddr.co.uk (buy all your vaping stuff there, it is good) my decade long quest to obtain my holy grail is over.

Yes.

I am a Whoopie Cushion.

You know how some blogs and internet people have gofundme things for stuff, or a patreon thing to pay for their online activities, or an Amazon wish list for sex toys and wonderbras, right? We all hate that web-based begging and abuse of the charity and goodwill of others for stupid endeavours, yeah? That money could be going to help orphans instead, couldn’t it?

Well, Gem says I’m not allowed to buy this for myself. She is mean. This is amazing.

I know it’s cheeky as fuck, but I need this so bad for comedy purposes.

Help a guy out… Love you x

Edit – Thanks to my very silly sponsor over at maddr.co.uk (supplier of all manner of wonderful vaping goodies and such) this ridiculous nonsense has been fully funded and the Whoopee Cushion Costume is due on Thursday. YAY!

We went to a big concert for a band called Little Mix at whatever they call the Huddersfield McAlpine Stadium nowadays last night. Here are some photos and some perfeshuernal gig reporting that I wrote.

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A Blog A Day. Ha.

Posted: July 11, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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Yeah, turns out that ain’t happening. I tried, I really did.

I have actually been busy though. So there.

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Maybe next month…