You know how some blogs and internet people have gofundme things for stuff, or a patreon thing to pay for their online activities, or an Amazon wish list for sex toys and wonderbras, right? We all hate that web-based begging and abuse of the charity and goodwill of others for stupid endeavours, yeah? That money could be going to help orphans instead, couldn’t it?

Well, Gem says I’m not allowed to buy this for myself. She is mean. This is amazing.

I know it’s cheeky as fuck, but I need this so bad for comedy purposes.

Help a guy out… Love you x

Edit – Thanks to my very silly sponsor over at maddr.co.uk (supplier of all manner of wonderful vaping goodies and such) this ridiculous nonsense has been fully funded and the Whoopee Cushion Costume is due on Thursday. YAY!

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We went to a big concert for a band called Little Mix at whatever they call the Huddersfield McAlpine Stadium nowadays last night. Here are some photos and some perfeshuernal gig reporting that I wrote.

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A Blog A Day. Ha.

Posted: July 11, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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Yeah, turns out that ain’t happening. I tried, I really did.

I have actually been busy though. So there.

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Maybe next month…

Eight Years.

Posted: July 8, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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Eight years ago I scanned my face.

This is my face now.

What a difference eight years makes…

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I was supposed to be doing a review of some sort of brain enhancing food supplement today, but the company who sent me a sample emailed yesterday to say that unforeseen circumstances meant that they are discontinuing the tablets and can I please not post a review.

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I finished a playthrough of weird FMV psychiatrist game The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker last night and figured you might have a spare 7 and a half hours to watch me play it…

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