Hi there. Let me just… oh, you just finish that first… done?

Right then, how about you-

oh. OK. Hey! Hey! Stop what you’re doing!

FFS, sit there, shut up, put your phone down. Good.

I know you’re busy, doing eight things at once, tweeting, facebooking, organising your Pokemon collection catalogue, pointing out that I’m only listing four things when I said eight. Well, I’m gonna save you some time, stop you being busy, and making that little purple vein on your head stop thumping like that time on Ren and Stimpy that I didn’t really watch because I didn’t really like Ren and Stimpy.

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I’ve got here a new app called Bullet News. It lives on your phone, just like Candy Crush or that app you use to make fart noises when your missus sits down, and it gives you up to date news in a compressed super-futuristic fancy fashion (in a short list with dots on it) from all sorts of different places. Read the rest of this entry »

So, day three of drinking this magical substance, and I found all the useful information that I was supposed to tell you in the last episode. So, sit yourself down, and prepare yourself for 5 minutes of me reading difficult words.

Join me again tomorrow for more of the same, and I’m perfectly willing to take suggestions on how to make the next 6 episodes interesting.

Episode One – HERE
Episode Two – HERE

Just a quickie today because it’s Sunday, and also Gem has tidied up the bits of paper that had all the technical details on them.

Enjoy.

Or just watch, share and subscribe. I honestly would prefer that to you enjoying it.

Check out the previous episode here.

Oh, and see that ‘follow on wordpress’ button on the left? Yeah, click that too. All those years of blogging and I never made it easy for you to follow me. What a fool I am.

 

Bloomin ‘eck it was warm last night, wasn’t it?
Being a grumpy winter curmudgeon, I don’t sleep well in the warm. If you wanted me to sleep with my socks on, I’d call you a mad person and throw something at you.
Open a window ye great Jessie, I hear you scream in your Scottish accent. The thing is, we live opposite some sort of green countryside nonsense, trees and grass and that, and that means bugs. Midges, bees and the bane of a father’s existence – child-terrifying monster giant deadly eyeball licking spiders.
So, yeah, I’m not sleeping with the window open.

Is what I would have said last week (although last week was a bad example because it was cold). Now, though, I have the solution, a fancy DIY fly screen from http://DIYflyscreens.co.uk

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Hey there people, it’s me. Yes, I look old and haggard today, I’ve had a stressful couple of weeks.

Let’s have a look and see if this here LQ Skin, Hair and Nails supplement can make me feel and look a bit better, yes?

You can get this lovely stuff from Holland and Barrett if you’d like. It costs ¬£29.99 for a box of 10, which I dunno, is that good value? I never buy health food stuff.

There’s a bunch of bumph/important information about the stuff, I’m gonna try and spread it throughout all the videos in this short series, so as not to bore you with 20 minutes of non-stop reading off of a bit of paper. Rather, I’m going to bore you with 9 installments of 4 minutes of me gurning as I drink fish shots.

See you  tomorrow for more! Woo!

Hey peeps, do you like beer? Do you like Tequila? Do you like Tequila beer? Then you’ve probably already heard of Desperados, the tequila flavoured beer that makes my missus turn into a giggling mess halfway up the stairs. Well, the lovely folk at Desperados, along with UKF are launching CityHack, a competition opportunity for DJs, artists, promoters, designers and general creative folk, giving YOU the opportunity to throw massive, unique parties in one of three UK cities.

Here’s a video about it, watch that…
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So I find myself in the exciting position of having a preview of that new Fifty Shades of Grey book, GREY presenting the story from the man’s perspective.

Be ready with the kleenex and talcum powder, this is hot stuff…

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Enjoyed that did you? You’re welcome.