Shampoo

Posted: June 28, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Right then, this blog post was supposed to be easy. One of my many spurious PR contacts got in touch offering me some shampoo to review just about the point I was writing the A to Z list that I’m now tied to.

That review sample never showed up, and I’ve already cheated once on this thing, changing Quantum Leap to Quest. So, Shampoo. What else could I write about Shampoo.

Oh, I know, I’ll listen to their entire (as much as I can find on Spotify) back catalogue and tweet about how fun and exciting that could be.

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Good morning ladies.

Posted: June 15, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

Cheers Beck!

So I was bored the other day and thought, oh, since that election thing is over and done with (I think it was on the news) then there’ll be no more need for Twitter polls.

Therefore, I repurposed them and made something special that a lot of people thought was quite good. It’s  some sort of twenty first century half-arsed homage to those old Choose Your Own Adventure books from the olden days. 

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For the first time in what seems like aaaages, I’ve been sent something to review. While it isn’t a pair of Playstation VR goggles or a giant robot toaster, it is snack food, and I’m OK with that.

These are Flint Croutons, little bags of snacks that are a baked bread alternative to crisps. 

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Quick post just to pimp out this podcast thing that I slightly contributed to…

It is very filthy, and very funny. Tell your friends.

Penis.

Posted: June 1, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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P is for Penis.

I was dreading writing this post, on account of me trying my best, apart from the odd eff or jeff, to keep this blog around the PG/12A level. 

Looking back I realised that I had my way out, having done THIS video to save myself similar awkward explaining. 

So, enjoy this video which I made with the help of cashing in too many favours with internet people…

Please do like, subscribe, leave a comment etc. Apparently that helps somehow. Unless it’s a mean comment. Don’t leave a mean comment.

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