Here is a video I made. If you like and subscribe I will dedicate my naughty touching tonight to you.

Om nom nom. In Polish

Hello.

I made another YouTube video. You don’t care. Why do I even bother telling you these things. In fact, if you’d already subscribed to my YouTube you’d already know about it.

Bugger off. You’re no help.

Hello.

I made a video of some professional videogaming that I done did while dressed as a blueberry.

Tell your friends and mum.

So there you go.

Another vlog, this time chronicling a trip to a trampoline park and Knowlsley Safari Park.

Yay!

More vlogging because I was told to.

This one features more family activities because apparently you want to watch that.

Like and Subscribe if you want.

THE FUDGE VLOG

Posted: Apr 9, 2019 in Fudgecrumpet

Gem has been watching family based vlogs on YouTube and apparently I “should do that and get millions of viewers and pounds and be famous and shut up it isn’t a stupid idea”.

So, here you go. Here’s me being your favourite Daddy, and not in a sexy way like what you think.

Applying for every single blogging assignment in the hope that someone will agree to send you free stuff to try out can lead to all manners of weird products getting sent your way. From card games to snowboarding lessons; croutons to unmentionables, it’s a crapshoot of, well, occasional crap.

This time around, I got the assignment to write about nicotine-free e-liquid. Y’know, for vaping. I don’t even vape or know what even is a vape so I asked the only person I know who does, my good pal Chris, to help me out.

Say hello to Chris. He replies “Hello.” You feel warm.

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