As I tend to do occasionally I have passed on book reviewing duties to Jess, with Garth Nix’s Goldenhand – the fifth book in his Old Kingdom series.

Now, before we get started, neither Jess nor I have read any of Garth Nix’s stuff before, so if we offend any of you superfans by not knowing what the hell we are on about, I apologise in advance. Read the rest of this entry »

As part of their Movember campaign, Heck Sausages have renamed themselves as Check Sausages, in an attempt to raise awareness of Testicular Cancer and to raise a few quid for the Movember cause.

In an attempt to do my bit, and while doing the washing up, I made this little video for you to watch. 

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According to the news, the important bossy people in charge are going to be a big meanie by banning the viewing of ‘non-conventional acts’ videos, even if they are legal to perform between consenting adults. This is obviously very confusing for a lot of people as nobody really knows who enjoys doing what in the privacy of their own home. That is where, like a photocopier repairman or a plumber, I come in.

So now, make yourself comfortable as I provide all the information you need to know about this censorship of kinkery. Read the rest of this entry »

So, yeah, The Germans sent me this to review.

Here’s the Amazon item description which does a much better job than I ever could of telling you how wrong this thing is…


Sorry mum.

8 Things That Exist…

Posted: November 5, 2016 in Fudgecrumpet
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Hello people of the interweb, welcome to yet another clickbait list of things, collected by as vague a theme as possible and populated by pictures stolen from Google Images.

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1. The Corby Statesman Trouser Press.

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#meetoop 2017

Posted: November 4, 2016 in Fudgecrumpet

Consider yourself invited. 

Thanks to Lilpwoppa for her tweet full of blogging suggestions which I will now endeavour to write about to the best of my very limited knowledge…

  1. The Perfect Night In
  2. How To Keep Your Hunk Satisfied In Bed
  3. Ultimate Turn Ons
  4. 10 Recipes To Keep You Trim

    Right, here goes…. Read the rest of this entry »