Democracy.

Posted: December 12, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

I’m sorry.

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SOMEBODY SENT ME PIES!!!!!!!!

Finally this blogging lark is paying off.

Right then. Pies. Those lovely people at Square Pies sent me a voucher so I could try their pies and then write something about them, because apparently that is what I do now.

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Because it is November and Movember and such, everyone is talking about Prostate Cancer. Awareness is good, be aware, talk seriously about serious issues. Which brings me to sausages. Obviously.

Heck Sausages, who make some of the loveliest sausages out there, have changed their name to Check Sausages to help in the raising of awareness about prostate cancer, in a campaign unashamedly named ‘Meat and 2 Veg’.

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Hi.

It’s me.

My home broadband was down but it’s back now. I can interwebs again.

This picture is unrelated to anything I just randomly clicked a photo from my phone. Be grateful this isn’t my penis.

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For absolutely no reason I’ve been looking at ridiculous rich girl shop website Tiffany & Co.

I thought I would share some of the wonderfully expensive shit that you didn’t know you didn’t need.

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Wooooo it’s Halloween (because calling it Hallowe’en is apparently considered quite curmudgeonly nowadays) and every other interweb creator is churning out some sort of blog post about scary nonsense. Who am I to do anything different? I am not who am that thing. That’s more a rhetorical question, isn’t it? Yes.

Also, I can’t really start reading out your spooky stories until the kids are out of the way on account of several of you lot being dirty perverts.

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I thought for the momentous occasion of the final McTotD for a while I’d go mad with a bit of a showcase. So…

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