Posted: November 29, 2016 in book, book review
Tags: book, fantasy, garth nix, goldenhand, kids, lirael, necromancers, nicholas sayre, old kingdom, review, wizards, young adult
As I tend to do occasionally I have passed on book reviewing duties to Jess, with Garth Nix’s Goldenhand – the fifth book in his Old Kingdom series.
Now, before we get started, neither Jess nor I have read any of Garth Nix’s stuff before, so if we offend any of you superfans by not knowing what the hell we are on about, I apologise in advance. Read the rest of this entry »
As part of their Movember campaign, Heck Sausages have renamed themselves as Check Sausages, in an attempt to raise awareness of Testicular Cancer and to raise a few quid for the Movember cause.
In an attempt to do my bit, and while doing the washing up, I made this little video for you to watch.
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According to the news, the important bossy people in charge are going to be a big meanie by banning the viewing of ‘non-conventional acts’ videos, even if they are legal to perform between consenting adults. This is obviously very confusing for a lot of people as nobody really knows who enjoys doing what in the privacy of their own home. That is where, like a photocopier repairman or a plumber, I come in.
So now, make yourself comfortable as I provide all the information you need to know about this censorship of kinkery. Read the rest of this entry »
So, yeah, The Germans sent me this to review.
Here’s the Amazon item description which does a much better job than I ever could of telling you how wrong this thing is…
Hello people of the interweb, welcome to yet another clickbait list of things, collected by as vague a theme as possible and populated by pictures stolen from Google Images.
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1. The Corby Statesman Trouser Press.
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Posted: November 4, 2016 in Fudgecrumpet
Consider yourself invited.
Thanks to Lilpwoppa for her tweet full of blogging suggestions which I will now endeavour to write about to the best of my very limited knowledge…
- The Perfect Night In
- How To Keep Your Hunk Satisfied In Bed
- Ultimate Turn Ons
- 10 Recipes To Keep You Trim
Right, here goes…. Read the rest of this entry »