Uvula

Posted: July 27, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Hey everyone! Send me a photo of your uvula!

…is something that gets no responses ever.

On a side-note, If you like vulvas get in touch, I have a bursting dropbox.

Everyone ever who I have ever known loved Transformers as a kid (except Gem. And you probably, you bloody contrary bastard), what with Optimus Prime and Megatron and such being robots that transformed into vehicles and guns and things so they could disguise themselves and not get an ASBO or whatever. You know what I’m on about, yeah? They go ch-ch-ch-chh-ch-ch-chu when they transform? One them turns into a tape player? Oh stop teasing me, you bloody do know.

So what I’m gonna do is a Buzzfondle-esque type list on Transformers that fail to live up to their ‘Robots in Disguise’ tag line by having completely shit disguises as their ‘alt mode’.

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After the fairly positive response to my first Twitter poll fuelled choose your own adventure thing, I decided to continue the story.

Apologies about the incredibly cliffhangery ending, it was a choice of that, something super bleak or keeping the story going without taking a break, and I was thirsty.

Lemme know any feedback you have, as well as where you think the story will (or should) go next.

😁

Shampoo

Posted: June 28, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Right then, this blog post was supposed to be easy. One of my many spurious PR contacts got in touch offering me some shampoo to review just about the point I was writing the A to Z list that I’m now tied to.

That review sample never showed up, and I’ve already cheated once on this thing, changing Quantum Leap to Quest. So, Shampoo. What else could I write about Shampoo.

Oh, I know, I’ll listen to their entire (as much as I can find on Spotify) back catalogue and tweet about how fun and exciting that could be.

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Good morning ladies.

Posted: June 15, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

Cheers Beck!

So I was bored the other day and thought, oh, since that election thing is over and done with (I think it was on the news) then there’ll be no more need for Twitter polls.

Therefore, I repurposed them and made something special that a lot of people thought was quite good. It’s  some sort of twenty first century half-arsed homage to those old Choose Your Own Adventure books from the olden days. 

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