Dog.

Posted: March 21, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Letter D of my A to Z blogging thing and we have Dog.

This is Sheldon.

He is a dog. He is a border terrier/jack russell mix and is nearly 2 years old. He likes spooning and beef and dislikes Wotsits and visitors. Read the rest of this entry »

Another day another letter in my ongoing A to Z blog series. Today is C and I thought rather than just show you some comics and say why they’re good I’d do a video. However, I ran out of time this weekend, couldn’t find my microphone and various other reasons, so instead here is me showing you some comics with a lovely drunk MILF text to speech lady reading my words as my smug face stares into your soul for about 7 minutes.

Enjoy.

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Regular readers of my blog, when they’re not strapped to a bed and pumped full of anti-psychotics, will recall I get sent loads of random things to review.

This is one of those things, but be aware that all my reviews are completely unbiased and fair. I’ve not been asked to only say nice things and if I do hate something I will say so.

So without further ado, this is the Twisted Chef Stuffed Burger Press, which is literally the best thing ever invented.

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Alphabetisation Attempt Alpha

Posted: March 16, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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So I have my list for my blogging A to Z. Yay me!

This photo is unrelated. I just wanted to show off my fancy glasses.

Some of these are very vague to allow me to be lazy, others are worryingly specific and might require me to put a lot of effort in.
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Fudgey’s A to Z…

Posted: March 15, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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So in a half-arsed attempt to encourage myself to write more blog content (and to artificially inflate my viewing stats, shhh) I’m going to do a blog a day, with the tenuous link of it being some sort of A to Z.

I’ll leave it up to you lot to decide what I should write about first, other than it needs to start with an A.

If only there were some sort of book listing all the words in alphabetical order…

Morning. It’s Monday and raining, so I’m sat in my van sulking. So what better time to write about the surprisingly big party I organised on Friday?

Yeah, it was alright I suppose.

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Right, so I’ve been suffering this past week or so. A combination of a family tummy bug, a terribly knackered mattress and not bending properly when lifting my toolbox at work have had me aching and creaking like some kind of feeble old man.

Luckily, painkillers exist, the only problem I have is that I’m ridiculously absent minded and never take my tablets at the correct time. Well, I’ve been sent these new Combogesic dual action pain relief tablets to try out, with the hope that I will stop nagging and Gem can have some peace.

I had to pick these up from Boots and speak to a man in a lab coat and everything. So, yeah. Read the rest of this entry »