Sainsbury’s are being all festive this year and have released stupid flavoured tea because stupid people like me will go out and buy them for the novelty value like stupid bloody idiots.

Look.

Naturally, even though I am stupid enough to buy such stupid nonsense, I also know a good blog post when I see one. So, here is my review of this glorious shit.

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This is an exciting review about a teeth whitening product. It really is. Exciting.

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HONK!

PARP!

GNNNRRRRK-PLURRRFFFFF!

Making noises is fun, and usually they just get me told off by Gem and all like “You’re in a doctor’s waiting room, you’re 38 years old, just shut up and do a Take A Break puzzle”, but once in a while some excuse comes along where I can let my inner Michael Winslow loose and I get to have a little noisy fun.

This is Soundiculous, a sound-based family party game (from the makers of Randomise) for 3-10 players aged 8+. It is great fun, and annoys the pants off of Gem to the extent that her pants refuse to come off in a much more literal sense, later in the evening.

Also, how can you not know who Michael Winslow is? You uncultured swine. He’s a flipping legend.

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Y’know, virtually. With a lot of shouting.

So, that happened. Like and subscrumple and dumde doo blah blah etc.

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I went to a Transformers convention at the weekend, because I am cool and sexy.

I had waffles.

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They did a Next Generation update for the VR Star Trek game.

I played it and was completely adequate.

Watch this.

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Right then.

Content Warning.

Posted: July 29, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet

It’s about time I posted a content warning on this blog, and what better way than borrowing this one.

So there you go.

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