Hi

I’ve been included in some sort of tweet thing by another blogger saying I have to write something on a particular topic. Let’s do that then. Woo. Excitement.

TL;DR I have to write about things that piss me off.

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Shockingly, this blog doesn’t make any money. It probably could if I figured out how adverts worked or something, but basically I’m doing this for fun.

When the opportunity arises to blag freebies, however, I’m as cheeky as I could possibly be. So when the incredibly lovely Stroopwafel World followed me on Twitter I jumped at the chance to offer a review of their stuff. Surprisingly, they were happy to comply and a few days later a box was left in my shed by that lovely man from Hermes.

I was expecting a pack of Stroopwafels, because… well, Stroopwafel World do Stroopwafels. What arrived was so much more awesome.

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Hi,

For some reason I decided to put up a ‘reward’ on Twitch, in a blatant and terrible attempt to increase my follower numbers on there.

So, I present to you, my 15 follower (ugh) celebration video, in which I eat the ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bears’.

Hottest as in chilli hotness, not as in Sunni from Disney’s Gummi Bears cartoon hotness.

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I’m not scared of spiders, let’s be clear on that from the start off. When the kids scream from their bedroom that the tiniest spider in the world is looking at them funny from the corner of their room, I’m the first to dart up the stairs like some sort of arachnid-battling super-hero to save them from the terrifying little beasties.

Actually, what super-heroes fight spiders? I mean, Spider-Man seems to have done quite an adequate job of making the spider theme more positive than you’d expect. Perhaps I’m a spider-battling super-villain. Maybe the lines between good and evil are blurred and not instantly clear, like there’s some sort of differentiation between real life and comic books and 1980s cartoons.

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Hi

I always seem to start these blogposts with an apology for not writing something sooner, but it is becoming such a regular non-event that I am just gonna say you get blogposts when I bloody get round to it, stop nagging. Or nag more. Or pay me. Right? Good.

Anyway, I’ve been busy. What have I been doing? Sitting on my arse playing video games. That’s not busy, that’s the opposite of busy. That’s what people do to not be busy. I say shush.

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I played Playstation VR game Until Dawn – Rush of Blood.

Apparently video evidence of me being a bloody coward exists.

Sounds like fake news to me.

Oh.

Like and Subscribe if you want. I wouldn’t.

I’ve been discussing with folk on the Twitter about ways to improve my pitches for reviewing stuff on here, and it seems the general consensus is that I need to identify who is actually reading my blog.

I’m really only doing this because you lot never give me any feedback, so if anyone is to blame, it’s you.

Click this link to SurveyMonkey and do the survey, nothing too nosey I think.

Ta

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