Movie review time again, and joy of joys this one has a topless lady stock image for me to use as clickbait.

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So yeah, over on The Reel Deal I’ve reviewed The Loft, a remake of a Belgian (no, come back!) movie in which Judge Dredd, Cyclops and the guy off of Prison Break get up to all sorts of shenanigans in their secret shagpad, and there are lots of twists and frowning.

Go and have a look. If you want. I know you’re not really bothered and youve only clicked this link because there’s a nudey lady photo. Pervert.

So, as you may know, I have a beard all over my face, like some kind of hairy love god, but without the love god bit. It’s getting to summer now, and not only do I not want to be uncomfortably warm, I also don’t want people to think I’m my dad’s brother when we go places together. So, in aid of reducing my facial age considerably, and finding out how many new chins I have grown since last I trimmed, I have gone and got a Shavekit and chopped the bugger off.

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What’s this? Another bathroom scales review? Hey Fudgey, are you obsessed with weighing yourself or something? You’re not a big tubby lumpster, you’re perfect as you are!

Well, that’s kind of you to say in your minds which you did say, but sometimes I have to review stuff and sometimes it can’t be all bluetooth speakers and ladypleasure toys and such.

No, YOU have a selfie stick.

No, YOU have a selfie stick.

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Hey peeps, more third party pimpery for your viewing pleasure. This time around it is a review of classic Blacksploitation revenge thriller Coffy, starring Pam Grier and Robocop’s boss dressed like a crazy fool.

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No, YOU'RE using this pic purely as clickbait.

Find the review HERE and give the rest of The Reel Deal a good old fashioned browse while you’re there.

Oh, are you still here? Well, you’d not go far wrong liking me on the Facebook then. Go on then. Make yourself useful.

Jack Link’s, creators of some utterly wonderful beefy snacks, jerky and such are holding a contest to find the new face of their brand. Remember that time I said I really liked beef jerky and then ate 20 packets in 3 days and got a headache, that was Jack Link’s stuff. It was glorious. I have no regrets.

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