Hey there, it’s me. Roping in my children for a bit of unpaid creative labour again. This time it’s Jess, helping me to review Geek Girl – Head over Heels by Holly Smale, the 5th book in the Geek Girl franchise.

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So, without further ado, I unchained Jess, let her out of her oubliette and asked her all about the book.
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Hi.

I’m a bloody idiot.

When Chilli Wright followed me on Twitter, I did the stupid thing of asking if they sent out samples for bloggers. Y’know, pushing my luck and that. Well, they only went and said yes, and sent me some Carolina Reaper Chilli Powder (the hottest in the world) and some Yellow Trinidad Scorpion Moruga pods (the second hottest chillis in the world).

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Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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Hi there again, time for another review, with the help of Darcey doing what she is best at, sleeping and being really boring. (Apparently babies stop being boring at around 6 months)

So, today we’re reviewing a GroBag from The Gro Company, an all in one sleeping bag for wiggly babies who refuse to stay put under a sheet when it’s bedtime.

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What happens when man breeds with boiled sweet…

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Hiya, it’s me again.

The Chinese people continue to send me random things to review on Amazon, as seeing as I’m just sat here watching a really boring sleeping baby doing sleeping and nothing interesting, I thought I’d share some more of the nonsense that keeps showing up at a pretty regular rate…


Ready? There’s quite a bit, so bear with me. Or don’t. I’m not massively bothered, you’re getting this for free. Well, unless you buy me a coffee, that would be a nice incentive to be actually entertaining. Look! Look at the monkey dancing from the caffeine rush that he is not able to metabolise correctly! See him fall down the stairs and split open his neck! Laugh! Laugh at the monkey! LAUGH!

Ahem. Sorry.
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I promised you a couple of reviews by my new blogging partner (and daughter), Darcey and when have I ever let you down? Apart from that time. And that time. Just shut up. Look, it’s a baby in a Deadpool onesie. LOOK!

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Cute, yeah? Of course she is, I made her using my skills and genes and skills (twice as many skills as genes). And penis.

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Those lovely people over at Nutri-Plan have said I can run a giveaway for some of their fancy Tea-Tox detox teabags. Yay!
Now, normally I’d have a bit of fun and make you do some colouring in or whatever but 1. My last competition got 4 entries and the winner was in a foreign country and didn’t want the prize and 2. I’m really bloody tired.

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Win 2 weeks worth of this stuff!

So, I’m experimenting with that there Rafflecopter thing, with all it’s boxes to fill in and that. Please let me know if you like this sort of thing, because I honestly think it makes me into a bit of a whore.

The prize? A fortnight’s worth of Tea-Tox teabags!
The people who want to give you this prize? Those lovely people at Nutriplan!

CLICK HERE TO ENTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’d do the fancy embedding thing but WordPress is either being deliberately faffy with HTML or I’m rubbish. I’m rubbish.

Good luck!