Hey peeps, more third party pimpery for your viewing pleasure. This time around it is a review of classic Blacksploitation revenge thriller Coffy, starring Pam Grier and Robocop’s boss dressed like a crazy fool.


No, YOU'RE using this pic purely as clickbait.

Find the review HERE and give the rest of The Reel Deal a good old fashioned browse while you’re there.

Oh, are you still here? Well, you’d not go far wrong liking me on the Facebook then. Go on then. Make yourself useful.

Jack Link’s, creators of some utterly wonderful beefy snacks, jerky and such are holding a contest to find the new face of their brand. Remember that time I said I really liked beef jerky and then ate 20 packets in 3 days and got a headache, that was Jack Link’s stuff. It was glorious. I have no regrets.

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Dave and Nick do Gogglebox

Posted: April 17, 2015 in Fudgecrumpet

Just thunked i’d bob this pic on here, although if you’re on twitter or read The Guardian (17th April 2014) or the BBC website or whatever you’ll have already seen it.


"Sit down Nick, It's starting!"

This is actually a finished version, as the one that is doing the rounds on the interwebs has a niggly little photoshoppy error that nobody seemed to notice BUT I DID.

More outpouring of my typing nonsense, this time for The Reel Deal, a review of 1967’s Massacre Gun, a cool japanese revenge thriller which features a fantastic display of bullet-fuelled-death-disco…


Check out this here post I just gone done writted for The Old Oilhouse about klassic 90s kartoon, Mortal Kombat – Defenders of the Realm…


Seriously, this was my face watching it.

Click the link HERE to go and have a look. Please

If you guys think its not too terrible I might put some more effort in and do episode number 2. But you’ll really have to convince me. Like with sweets or something. But not kola kubes. I hate those.

Review time again, and this here is a fancy new bluetooth stereo system, with built in FM radio and USB & SD player from August.

august se20bThis stereo system, which looks somewhat like the CD boombox your mum got you for Christmas in 1996, but ended up stealing it for the kitchen so she could listen to The Mavericks while she emptied the dishwasher. It’s a bit smaller though, as it no longer has a need to do CDs because physical media is a dying form, man.

So, I might as well list the features that this thing has, with the full extent of my technical knowledge. Read the rest of this entry »

Hi folks,


It’s me. Sorry I’ve not updated this blog for a while, I’ve been quote-unquote busy doing quote-unquote things.

I’ve obviously been doing lots of things on the twitter and I’ve done my best to put updates on the facebook, silly pictures for The Poke and such.

I photoshopped Ed Miliband’s face onto pornography too, but Gem says I will end up dead or in jail if I dont delete them, so there you go.


No, seriously. I'm not sharing them.

Anyway, what I’m saying is that I am gonna make a big sexy concerted effort to do some more reviews and such over the next few days and weeks, and if you don’t see anything from me for a few days, please feel free to shout “UPDATE YOUR BLOG YOU BIG FAT IDIOT” at me, even if it makes me cry.

Oh, and in other news, I’m gonna be contributing to a couple of other popculture based webshites shortly, i’ll let you know as and when that happens.

And we got a puppy. He is an idiot.