Sunburn Or Bacon?

Posted: January 23, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
Tags: , ,

Click the image to make it bigger.

Let me know your score, then share it so all your friends can play!


Posted: January 20, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

Too busy watching Voltron to write anything, and you seem too obsessed with Trump’s kingmaking party to read anything, so let’s call it quits for tonight, ok?

I’ve mentioned this before and I’ll mention this again, but I’ve organised something of a gathering of people on February 24th in Leeds. It is at the Aire Bar, a lovely riverside bar with terrible disabled access and thanks to the generous people of the interwebs, we already have £300 worth of drinks paid for.

So, yeah, you’re invited and you should definitely come. I will be wearing my USB-chargable flashing shoes and some people might even wear a branded T-Shirt.

Only a short post because I suspect a lot of people are bored of me going on about it, but there you go.

For regular meetoop updates, probably daily and involving some sort of countdown to the event, follow the ‘official’ twitter account HERE. There’s an official Facebook event page too but some stupid idiot set it up as a ‘private’ page so it’s invite only. I mean, if you want to add me on Facebook and ask me to invite you it’s fine, but I do send a lot of Candy Crush requests.

If you want to help contribute to and increase the aforementioned bar fund, have a look HERE, maybe you can’t attend but want to treat your Twitter Crush to a drink in the hope that when they get home they’ll send you a rude photo. You could do that there.

Right, you’re invited, invite someone you like, then it’ll be good. Sorted.

Ta x


Posted: January 18, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

A short movie, in which those lovely Twitter people offer their onomatopoeic words for farts and…. well, that’s about it.


You’re welcome.

1. ABBA’s ‘Super Trooper’ refers to a type of stage lighting and not some sort of elite Swedish army soldier.

2. The majority of women DO NOT get belly button fluff, nor know what it tastes like. Some armchair scientists claim this is due to hair or something. I think the women are just lying.

3. I only learned two things and really need to stop ending my blog posts with terrible anti-climaxes.

Scone or Scone?

Posted: January 16, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
Tags: , , , , , ,

A short video in which the age-old question is pondered in a lazy manner…

Feel free to submit your own video of you saying ‘scone’ and if enough people do it, maybe this will get a sequel and we will finally know the answer.


Or you could help out my Patreon so I can afford to make better content.

Vine. It existed.

Posted: January 14, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
Tags: , , , ,

In memory of Vine, I lazily edited together my entire Vine archive for your enjoyment/confusion.