Right, couldn’t think of anything to write about seats, so instead, here is a list of the seats in my house.
Old Sofa #1 – Brown, has a habit of rejecting cushions and getting messy.
Old Sofa #2 – Was white, now has various stains, is hard as rock and has enough space underneath to form a decent den.
Our new sofas are due at some point next month. They are Chocolate coloured and have those funky baby launcher recliner mechanisms. oooh fancypants.
Baby Chair/Potty – Is pink and purple and has a dinosaur face. It is the coolest thing I’ve bought for Meg without Gem’s permission. Except a sonic screwdriver.
4 x Chair – Had these chairs for ages and they’re a bit rubbish. They’re about #34 on the list of things we need to get to make the house funky.
1 x High Chair – Which is made of adamantium, and thusly can break toes on the slightest accidental kick. The swine.
We should really get some upstairs chairs. I wonder what the feng shui of upstairs chairs is.
I’ll ask a chinese man.
Oh, that’s it. need a wee now. Bye
Does the toilet count as a seat? Suppose it does.
We do have an upstairs seat after all.