Fudge’s Movie Night #1 – Underworld

Posted: June 18, 2014 in Fudgecrumpet, Movie Night, Review, Skintight leather catsuits, Vampires, Werewolves
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So, here was me thinking “what can i do as a regular feature on my blog without having to think of things to write” and I fell over the cross trainer that lives in the corner of the room and a blu-ray fell on my head and I died.

Obviously none of that happened, but I did think I would start a regular feature on here where I watch one of the fillums off my shelf and chunter about it for a hundred or so words.

So… MOVIE NIGHT #1
Underworld

UNDERWORLD – Special Extended Edition

THE PLOT!
Kate Beckinsale wears a leather catsuit and is a vampire and pisses off all the other vampires and pisses off all the werewolves and then she falls in love and she chops a man’s head in half!

WHY IT IS GOOD!
Kate Beckinsale wears a leather catsuit and is a vampire and pisses off all the other vampires and pisses off all the werewolves and then she falls in love and she chops a man’s head in half! Also, everything is blue.

WHY IT IS BAD!
I have to watch the sequels after this and they’re not very good. Everyone is very angry. The blu-ray box has very poor quality printing and looks like a knock off. Also, everything is blue.

CHANCE OF FALLING ASLEEP!
4/10

INTEREST FROM TWITTER!
@thegeekformer‘s ex-girlfriend apparently used to dress up like Kate Beckinsale, but for undisclosed reasons this just wasn’t enough to save the relationship.

RATING ON THE FUDGECRUMPET SCALE OF AWESOMENESS!
6.73/11

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