Fudge’s Movie Night #9… Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen!

Posted: July 2, 2014 in Autobot, Blu Ray, commentary, Decepticon, Fudgecrumpet, Movie, Movie Night, Movie Review, pants, Review, Transformers, Transformers 2
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Yes, it’s the third night of wearing a Spider-Man onesie and watching movies about robots punching robots, but y’know, I kinda like that sort of thing. So shush with your judging me.

Tonight’s treat is Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen, arguably the worst of the Transformers movies, although I don’t see many people arguing.

revenge of the ruddy fallen

So, yeah, I paid extra so it’s in a transforming box. Stop tutting at me, I don’t tut at you when you do the thing that you do that is weird.

Anyway, here goes…

THE PLOT!
The Transformers punch each other a bit, and then a very nasty Transformers called The Fallen shows up and more stuff happens and then there’s a big fight and basically there isn’t a plot, at least not one that you should pay attention to. Just watch the fighting robots.

WHY IT IS GOOD!
Optimus Prime dies after going on a mad murdering spree! Optimus Prime comes back to life and steals a face! Devastator! Lovely special effects! Megan Fox is sweaty and bends over! Fucking Bumblebee kicks arse for about 10 minutes toward the end!

WHY IT IS BAD!
The Fallen is a shit baddy! The human soldiers basically get in the way! There is a whole plot about love and relationships! Jetfire sounds like a Monty Python character and basically shouts exposition for ten minutes! The entire supporting cast is shit! Shia The Beef!

CHANCE OF FALLING ASLEEP!
6/10, it really is hard work.

RATING ON THE FUDGECRUMPET SCALE OF AWESOMENESS
3.76336/12



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Comments
  1. Luke says:

    Does Marky Mark add anything to it?

    Like

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