Yes, it’s the third night of wearing a Spider-Man onesie and watching movies about robots punching robots, but y’know, I kinda like that sort of thing. So shush with your judging me.
Tonight’s treat is Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen, arguably the worst of the Transformers movies, although I don’t see many people arguing.
So, yeah, I paid extra so it’s in a transforming box. Stop tutting at me, I don’t tut at you when you do the thing that you do that is weird.
Anyway, here goes…
The Transformers punch each other a bit, and then a very nasty Transformers called The Fallen shows up and more stuff happens and then there’s a big fight and basically there isn’t a plot, at least not one that you should pay attention to. Just watch the fighting robots.
WHY IT IS GOOD!
Optimus Prime dies after going on a mad murdering spree! Optimus Prime comes back to life and steals a face! Devastator! Lovely special effects! Megan Fox is sweaty and bends over! Fucking Bumblebee kicks arse for about 10 minutes toward the end!
WHY IT IS BAD!
The Fallen is a shit baddy! The human soldiers basically get in the way! There is a whole plot about love and relationships! Jetfire sounds like a Monty Python character and basically shouts exposition for ten minutes! The entire supporting cast is shit! Shia The Beef!
CHANCE OF FALLING ASLEEP!
6/10, it really is hard work.
RATING ON THE FUDGECRUMPET SCALE OF AWESOMENESS