Fudge’s Movie Night #28… Aliens!

Posted: September 9, 2014 in Alien, Aliens, Movie, movie, Movie Night, movie night, Movie Review
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Back again, into the world of the spooky cock monster and it’s spider cuddle mothers. Mostly.

Quite proud of my cosplay in the photo for this one. Yeah me. Mostly.

Get Away From Her, You Cheeky Bugger

Get Away From Her, You Cheeky Bugger

Right then, I just found a Mars bar in the cupboard so I’m happy. Let’s DO THIS THING! Tonight I am watching the Director’s Cut version, which kinda sends my viewing order of the Alien and Predator films a bit skew-wiffy because this is a 1991 version of the 1986 film and Predator is 1987 so yeah, it’s all so confusing and fuck it I’ve got a whisk and there’s a garden chair on my head. Mostly.

THE PLOT!
Ripley gets woken up in the future of her future which is further into the future! She goes back to visit the aliens with some soldiers and then they all run about and shout a bit and then there is a little girl and then A BIG FUCKING MUMMY ALIEN WHO RIPLEY FIGHTS IN A ROBOT FORKLIFT NINJA ROBOT MACHINE AND IT’S FUCKING AWESOMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! MOSTLY!

WHY IT IS GOOD!
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WHY IT IS BAD!
No. Mostly.

RATING ON THE FUDGECRUMPET SCALE OF AWESOMENESS!
11.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/12. Mostly.

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