The modern potato struggles in modern society, as it has simple tastes, backwards views and an attitude that does not align with contemporary society’s views.
Every potato is racist, sexist and doesn’t understand why Brexit hasn’t happened yet. Sure, they know that they have immigrant routes, or roots, but why should potatoes from other countries tell them what to do?
Potatoes welcome death by frying, mashing or, just like King Edward the Potato Messiah, forming into a croquette, waffle or smiley face shape.
Eat a potato today. Just don’t expect it to agree with you.
Thanks to Craig Mold for the random blog topic suggestion