1. ABBA’s ‘Super Trooper’ refers to a type of stage lighting and not some sort of elite Swedish army soldier.
2. The majority of women DO NOT get belly button fluff, nor know what it tastes like. Some armchair scientists claim this is due to hair or something. I think the women are just lying.
3. I only learned two things and really need to stop ending my blog posts with terrible anti-climaxes.