I, Fudgey.

Posted: April 7, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Some sort of profile containing facts and such…

  • Name – Al
  • AKA – Fudgecrumpet
  • AKA – Fudgey
  • AKA – Sir

No, YOU’VE been over generous with the pixels

  • Age – 37 (and a Quarter)
  • Eyes – Blue/Adorable
  • Hair – Brown/Occasionally floppy
  • Gender – Male
  • Preferred Pronoun – Sexy
  • Height – Shorter than you expected
  • Weight – Too much 
  • Shoe Size – UK10
  • Underpants Size – M-L
  • Distinguishing Features – Beard, 2 birth marks (lower back, neck)

  • Favourite Cup Size – (Bra) D, (Coffee) Grande
  • Favourite Crustacean – Lobster
  • Least Favourite Crustacean – Woodlouse
  • Favourite Food – Super-Noodles Sandwich/Pepperami Roll
  • Least Favourite Food – Peanut Butter/Cauliflower Cheese
  • Favourite People – Gem/Kids/People who donate to my Patreon
  • Favourite Crisps – Roast Beef Monster Munch
  • Favourite Cartoons – Transformers/Thundercats
  • Favourite Cheese – Edam (Chewy edge only)
  • Favourite Type of Dog – Sheldon
  • Favourite Naval Battle Cruiser – Admiral Class
  • Favourite Breakfast Cereal – Frosties
  • Favourite Chocolate Bar – Raspberry Ruffle/Mars bar/Double Decker
  • Favourite Heavy Metal Bands – Demon’s Chimley
  • Favourite Sweets – Coconut Mushrooms
  • Favourite TV Show – The Day Today/Red Dwarf
  • Favourite Colour – Purple
  • Favourite Toilet Paper – Andrex with Aloe Vera
  • Favourite Kid’s Movie – The Iron Giant
  • Favourite Twitter Followers – Can’t have favourites. That would be unfair to the rest of them.
  • Favourite Sex Position – Doggy/69/Any it’s been bloody ages
  • Favourite Transformer – Megatron/Wheelie/Jetfire
  • Favourite Müller Corner Yoghurt – Strawberry/Strawberry with Chocolate Balls
  • Favourite Farm Animal – Cow
  • Favourite Fish Tank Ornament – 1:1 Scale ‘Spongebob Squarepants Pineapple House’
  • Favourite Film – Robocop/Terminator 2/Aliens
  • Favourite Food to have for tea – Beef burger, chips and beans
  • Favourite Hot Drink – Kenco blue Really Smooth Coffee 
  • Favourite Take That bloke – The little one, second on the left, wears a hat
  • Favourite Spice Girl – Baby
  • Dog, Cat or Unicorn – Fuck, Marry, Kill
  • Favourite Pygmy – Warwick Davies
  • Favourite Budgie – Magic from WacADay (yes I know he’s not a budgie, fuck off Bill Oddie)
  • Favourite Kuala Lumpan –  Kapitan Yap Ah Loy
  • Favourite Tea – Yorkshire Tea
  • Favourite Dessert – Key Lime Pie
  • Favourite Pre-20th Century Composer/Pianist – Hubert Ferdinand Kufferath (1818–1896)
  • Favourite Rationale for the Existence of Fairy Folk – Lack of evidence of non-existence is evidence.
  • Favourite Camping Technique – Sofa Cushion Fort
  • Favourite Way To Get Unsightly Stains From Underwear – dip in beetroot
  • Favourite Serial Killer – H H Holmes
  • Favourite Euphemisms for Boobs – Bubbaloos, Bongos, Tooty Jigglers

    There. Now you know everything that you could possibly wish to know about me. Thanks to everyone who suggested categories. Please don’t hack my bank account.

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