#PRrequest #bloggerswanted

Posted: Sep 6, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Hi there. Excuse me a moment.

*puts down phone*

Yeah, you just caught me closing a big deal with the Main Man over and about some big PR opportunity that he wants me to handle. I told him no because you showed up and you’re so much more important. And sexy.

So, yeah, I make internet content. All sorts of internet content.

You want words? I can write words, some of them are fancy new words that only cool people know, catch my swug, jimhorn?

You want pictures? I can do pictures. Look.

This is an octopus. Yes it is.

You want well made and amazing quality multimedia content, I can do that too…

You want someone beautiful to advertise your products without having to pay out for professional models? I’m your man.

You want funny and original content that you won’t find anywhere else on the internet except on that website that transcribes Lee & Herring’s Fist of Fun? Right chuffing here.

So, you’ve found someone to do your PR thing with, it’s me. Now what? Simply send me an email at fudgeymail@gmail.com or tweet me or Facebook me or whatever. I’m pretty much your whore now. Use me. Oof.

Love you x

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