New Year, New Hair

Posted: Jan 4, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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So, I got a haircut. Yay.

So, after nagging from the missus (got cockblocked because apparently “hahaha you have a mullet”) and my dad, who I work with (he thinks everyone should have the same hair as Action Man) and with a quiet day of work, I got dragged to the local hairdressers to get my hair cut.

Here is the before photo. See how terrible and disgusting all those masses of human hairs are…

I know, horrible.

Actually, I only agreed to go for the haircut because my Playstation VR was forcing my fringe into my eyeballs. Oh, we need to decide if I should bother doing a video or a blog about that, because would you even care? It’s just a fat man, looking confused, with a telly strapped on his face.

I sat down in the hairdressers, and obviously she starts with (after “how was your Christmas?”) “What would you like me to do?”

I don’t know the answer to this. I don’t understand haircut terminology and I don’t get to see my own hair unless there’s a mirror about so I honestly don’t care what happens, as long as I don’t end up with a bald patch or ‘Penis Simon’ shaved into my scalp.

Fortunately, Gem was with me to give orders, so I now present to you ‘kind of short back and sides with that hipster thing where it is long on top’…

All I see is £7. £7 that could have been spent on liquorice and meat snacks.

Still, at least I won’t get cockblocked by a mullet for my birthday next week.

Tell me if you want to see me playing VR stuff. I know other people do that sort of thing better, but I dunno, could be fun.

  1. Xmorpheus says:

    You look very handsome and respectable. Happy now?

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  2. SarainLaLaLand says:

    Be thankful it was only £7, my last trim cost me 37 quid! VR is fun, do some vids!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Please do a video with a telly strapped to your face as described.

    P.s: the correct answer to the “what do want me to do with it?” question was “Mr T, please”, but hair grows so theres always next time.


  4. Alec of Essex says:

    I would love to see you screaming and trying to run through a wall as a VR zombie goes for your face.


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