10 Things That Make Me A Rage

Posted: Feb 5, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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Hi

I’ve been included in some sort of tweet thing by another blogger saying I have to write something on a particular topic. Let’s do that then. Woo. Excitement.

TL;DR I have to write about things that piss me off.

Here goes then… bear in mind these are just my opinion and I am probably wrong but there you go.

  1. People who walk slowly/diagonally/in my way.
  2. People who laugh at their own unfunny jokes.
  3. Raa Raa The Noisy Lion at 2am because my toddler won’t sleep. And henceforth at any other time that reminds me of 2am.
  4. Peas/Sweetcorn in a Pot Noodle.
  5. The incredibly half-arsed bin collection policy of Kirklees Council.
  6. The sickening positivity and smugness of parent bloggers.
  7. People who get angry about the assumed ownership of parking spaces.
  8. ‘Twitter-famous’ cliques and their unfunny bullying games.
  9. Michael McIntyre/James Corden/Adam Sandler.
  10. The automatic robot ticket machines in the train station that try and second guess my ticket purchasing decisions but then crash when I don’t want a day return to Cleethorpes for 3 adults and a crate of spatulas.

So, there you go. I have to nominate some other people now, so er… these guys. And girls…

notreallyallama.wordpress.com – fell off a mountain to avoid giving me a hug. Good people.

sarainlalaland.com – asked me for blogging advice, went on to be much better at blogging than me.

tattooedmummy.co.uk – currently on a mission to fill instagram with photos of random shit in her house.

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