Snoring is Boring.

Posted: Feb 28, 2018 in Fudgecrumpet
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Hello again, I’ve been snoring it seems. Not that I’d know, I just get told when Gem slaps me awake.

“Stop your snoring or go down to the sofa.” She says.

“Not the kind of going down I had in mind…” I say, because I’m a pervert when I’m tired.

So then I’m sleeping on the sofa and I wake up with all sorts of pain. Yay.

In an attempt to cure this problem that apparently is a problem, I got some Snoreeze Snoring Relief Throat Spray sent to review.

Of course, being a cynical, stubborn manchild, I refused to accept I even snored. Fortunately, there is such a thing as video cameras and the internet so I could record my own proof. Which I did.

It seems I honk and squeak in my sleep too. What could be sexier? Nothing. Is the answer.

The Snoreeze Throat Spray then, might as well give that a try. 8 hours of not snoring sounds like a good idea, although the idea of 8 hours sleep sounds ridiculous as I have a toddler, so that’s probably a week’s worth.

It tastes a bit menthol-y, like fancy mouthwash and leaves your throat nice and cold. It’s not as unpleasant as I seem to make it look in that video.

I can confirm that it does work, however, meaning I’m not allowed to film it like I did when i was on the sofa because Gem is worried you’ll hear her snoring or farting or whatever else that she never ever does.

The science bit on the bottle says that it has a dual action, time-based formulation that tones and lubricates the soft tissues at the back of the throat to provide effective snoring relief for up to 8 hours. And I have to lack of bruises to prove that it does work.

Hooray for silent sleeping! Now if only there was relief from getting kicked by spontaneous starfish spouse syndrome, the third-worst cause of bed-based arguments. Snoring being the first, and the second is a common problem experienced by many men of my age. Ahem.

Zzzzzzzz….

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