Hello. My name is Fudgey and I write misleading blog titles. It’s a hair dryer review! Do you see?

I’m sorry. I really am. No, come back.

Right. This is the Lee Stafford Professional AC Ionic Blow Dry Faster & Nourish Moroccan Oil Hair Dryer that I got sent to review in February and promptly put in the cupboard and forgot about.

I remembered it existed last week and here is my review of a hair dryer from the perspective of a man who only ever dries his hair once a year because he likes the smell of burning dust.

The hair dryer is infused with some Moroccan oil because that is somehow good for some reason and this hair dryer is a bit less quiet than the missus’s other hair dryer which I also got sent to review and then forgot to review. The moral of this story is not to send me hair dryers if you want a quick review. Actually, I might as well kill two hair dryer review birds with one review stone, that hair dryer was alright if a bit too Ribena and milk vomit pink.

Anyway, this new hair dryer is red and dries hair and has a really long 3m wire (well, it is the exact length of 3m wire, it isn’t like this is a new long version of 3m, really I should have either said really long wire or 3m wire, not both. Stupid boy, Alan) and I don’t know why they send me hair dryers to review. Nobody values my opinion on hair care products.

I do have 3 kids with long hair and the missus has long hair and they all like using this hair dryer but I think that might just be because they don’t want to go to bed with wet hair and this is a device to prevent that. Also, when Darcey and Meg get their hair dried I let them play with some of my Transformers while I do that. Meg’s favourite is to play with the smallest Titan Master toys on MP10 Optimus Prime’s trailer/command centre. Darcey’s favourite is the Generations version of Springer, based on his appearance in Last Stand of the Wreckers, but she only likes him in car mode.

I can imagine people reading this review and instantly thinking “Yes. I DEFINITELY need to get this exact hair dryer immediately, because Goddammit my hair is wet and I want it to be dried with some sort of Moroccan oil thing going on that I don’t understand.”

Ooh wait, I remembered I took a photo of some of the fancy packaging bumph that explains the oil thing.

So that explains it all, doesn’t it. It’s written in fake Lee Stafford handwriting font too, so it is definitely true and important and good.

If you want to buy this hair dryer and dry your hair or someone else’s hair (if you are within 3m of a stranger with wet hair, you could dry their hair, but they might get annoyed) then go on Amazon and exchange money for one.

That is my hair dryer review, which I’m sure you’ll agree was the best hair dryer review you have ever read on the information superhighway of the world wide web. And you only popped by because it said blowjob in the title.

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Comments
  1. MrFraig says:

    I too like the smell of burning dust. Fan heaters are the best.

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  2. Scotius says:

    👏(‘: beautiful!

    Liked by 1 person

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