Fudgey Shark Doo doo do doo do doo…

Posted: Oct 10, 2019 in Fudgecrumpet, sharks
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This is a story that begins with boobies.

We’re gonna need a bigger bra.

Booby ladies on the internet have had a hard time lately, with online censorship taking a toll on not only the platforms hosting their risque content, and payment processors making it harder for horny men to send them money as an incentive to show their nippynoos and their foofadoo.

To combat this, and to make things interesting, more and more of these cheeky lasses have taken to posting links to Amazon wish lists, usually full of fancy bras, big wobbly willies and bottles of novelty tequila.


Well, I thought as a fat middle-aged man, I wanted in on this venture so…

…and obviously, I filled my wish list with bad shark movies… well, shark movies… pretty much all shark movies are bad so yeah, that bad is redundant.

Why shark movies? I don’t bloody know. I didn’t think it would work.

Work it did. It did work that it did. Did it work?

Yes it worked.


So, over the next few God knows how many blog posts I’ll be reviewing such classics as…

Mega-Shark Vs Giant Octopus

Sharkzilla

Raiders of the Lost Shark

Shark Exorcist

And sadly many more.

So that’s something for you to look forward to.

And obviously, as promised in the initial Twitter post, I will be topless when I review them.

I’m sorry.

If you would like to contribute to my suffering, here is a link to the wishlist.

Bye th…

Actually, fuck that, here’s my review of Shark Exorcist.

This is a fucking dire pile of shit, do not even try to watch it. It is the worst, most boring pile of arse I have ever inserted into my eyes.

It’s just shit.

Shit.

Bye then.

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