Archive for the ‘egotistical selfwankery’ Category

The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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So, you’ve seen my previous posts showcasing some of the tat and nonsense Chinese Amazon sellers send me in exchange for reviews. (HERE and HERE)

Well, it seems Germany has got into the game, and they don’t have random pieces of technology or fancy housewares to send. No, they have DIFFERENT THINGS. DIFFERENT.

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Different!

Anyway, in an effort to make my Tuesday evening fun, I did a bit of an unboxing and er… test live on Twitter.
Forgive any poorly embedded tweets, I’m not the best at internettery.

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Hello boys and girls.

I have about an hour of sitting on my arse as we commute between jobs, so figured a bit of random internet content creation would stop me getting frustrated by the Radio Leeds phone-in show that is being piped into my ears.

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On an unrelated note, I updated my phone and it now has a spell-checker. It doesn’t think arse is a word. (more…)

Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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Check out this here post I just gone done writted for The Old Oilhouse about klassic 90s kartoon, Mortal Kombat – Defenders of the Realm…

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Seriously, this was my face watching it.

Click the link HERE to go and have a look. Please

If you guys think its not too terrible I might put some more effort in and do episode number 2. But you’ll really have to convince me. Like with sweets or something. But not kola kubes. I hate those.

Hi folks,

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It’s me. Sorry I’ve not updated this blog for a while, I’ve been quote-unquote busy doing quote-unquote things.

I’ve obviously been doing lots of things on the twitter and I’ve done my best to put updates on the facebook, silly pictures for The Poke and such.

I photoshopped Ed Miliband’s face onto pornography too, but Gem says I will end up dead or in jail if I dont delete them, so there you go.

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No, seriously. I'm not sharing them.

Anyway, what I’m saying is that I am gonna make a big sexy concerted effort to do some more reviews and such over the next few days and weeks, and if you don’t see anything from me for a few days, please feel free to shout “UPDATE YOUR BLOG YOU BIG FAT IDIOT” at me, even if it makes me cry.

Oh, and in other news, I’m gonna be contributing to a couple of other popculture based webshites shortly, i’ll let you know as and when that happens.

And we got a puppy. He is an idiot.