Archive for the ‘egotistical selfwankery’ Category

So, yeah, the new Transformers movie arrives at our cinemas on Saturday (two weeks later than America because apparently football occurred). So, as some kind of funky build up, I have four special Fudge’s Movie Nights planned.

Oh yes…
Movie Night - TRANSFORMERS!!!!

…and I’m wearing my Spider-Man onesie. I have my reasons.


Want to listen to me and a couple of like-minded individuals watch cartoons and be generally confused?

Have a click HERE and join in with EXTREME 90s COMMENTARY ROULETTE!!!!

I can’t exactly post any spoilers here, as the whole thing is that you’re supposed to watch the clips and that as we do on the commentary, but it’s all good stuff.

Yeah, I was basically very tired again, so apologies if I don’t say much for any length of time, I’m probably either confused or asleep.

After you’ve done listening to that, check out the rest of The Nerdsphere, and go and follow Matt, Andy and Nicole on twitter.

Woo Hoo!

Because sometimes I just feel the urge to collect all my silly photoshop efforts in one place…

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So, it’s Election Day today and the interweb is awash with folk nagging on about using your vote, like some terribly dull politics student trying to make themselves seem more important because they got up early to write an X on a piece of paper. I will of course be making my mark later this evening, but I really don’t like being nagged about it.

What do I do when folk nag me? I take the piss of course…

and thus…



and I’m not even putting an ironic animated GIF underneath. because fuck that.

Today on twitter for The Poke I did these here posters… enjoy.


So, yeah, getting in a habit of doing these now… Another of my twitter pals @abyirving has gone and converted her epic Graphic Novel script into a novella and she went and asked muggins here to do the front cover. So of course now I am obliged to pimp out this literary masterpiece and encourage you to buy it for your Kindle. Or download a free Kindle app and then buy it and download it into that. Which for some reason needs explaining every time I try pimping something out on the Kindle. Anyway, it’s an epic journey through the afterlife, or one man’s mentalist hallucination, or maybe a mixture of the two, I’ll leave that up to you to find out. Obviously, I’m going to say it’s fucking awesome, and if you do need a decent reason to buy it, well look no further than the cover, where I used a lovely retro font to make it look all old-school awesome and that. Yeah, font pimping. Cool.

Anyway the link is here —> <—- And obviously I'm going to have to insist that you share that link around all the little social networks you fiddle about it, be it Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Bebo, the Redtube forums, whatever. Maybe Google+ if that even still exists. The book itself is only £2.03 at the moment, and that's the same price as 10.15 packets of Beef Space Raiders. And they're not even nice anymore. They taste all plastic and shit. Spend your money on this here book instead, it'll help you lose some weight too. Space Raiders are fattening, I am told.

And so ends this commercial break.

The Front Cover of The Here After by Aby Irving. Cover By Al Terry