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The lovely people at are a non-profit organisation who exist to promote the benefits and general awesomeness of canned food.

Not only is stocking up on canned food a sensible precaution in the event of a zombie apocalypse, it’s also cost effective, causes less waste than constantly buying fresh stuff, and there are all kinds of different varieties of things available, from meat and veg to cake in custard, soup to all-day breakfast.

I’m a great lover of canned stuff, mainly because I spent £12 on a tin opener one time and I want to get my money’s worth.


Hi there, it’s me again. I hear you like a bit of the old bacon butty at breakfast time, am I right? Let me guess, you’re a brown saucer? No? A ketchupper then? Yeah, I knew it was one of the other. No other sauce is good for bacon. Or is it?

Well, head across to a Premier Inn within the next six months and you get to try this new PURPLE SAUCE. Yes, you heard me right, Purple Sauce. Sauce that is purple.

No, I’ve not gone mad, it’s purple. Look.


Yeah, I wasn’t fibbing was I? No I wasn’t. Don’t question me again.


Hey everyone, it’s time for a video review, and my first ever unboxing video. I know how all you internet people like unboxing videos. Sure, I’m unboxing a box of cereal, but beggars can’t be choosers or space cowboys.


This time around it’s Freedom Cereals Ltd’s Keep Me Going breakfast cereal, which promises to be healthier and nicer than all the other cereals, despite healthy and nice being polar opposites, as far as any food I eat is concerned.





no, it’s fine. it’s fine.


Well. It’s a review of a pepper mill. What did you expect? Some sort of veiled reference to the phallic imagery of an Italian waiter in a restaurant grinding away on his oversized wooden seasoning device? Of course not, I’m much too grown up for that. It’s YOU that has that mental image in your head now. YOU.

Anyway… The Ozeri Savore Soft Touch Electric Pepper Mill and Grinder!
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