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THE FUDGE VLOG

Posted: Apr 9, 2019 in Fudgecrumpet

Gem has been watching family based vlogs on YouTube and apparently I “should do that and get millions of viewers and pounds and be famous and shut up it isn’t a stupid idea”.

So, here you go. Here’s me being your favourite Daddy, and not in a sexy way like what you think.

Applying for every single blogging assignment in the hope that someone will agree to send you free stuff to try out can lead to all manners of weird products getting sent your way. From card games to snowboarding lessons; croutons to unmentionables, it’s a crapshoot of, well, occasional crap.

This time around, I got the assignment to write about nicotine-free e-liquid. Y’know, for vaping. I don’t even vape or know what even is a vape so I asked the only person I know who does, my good pal Chris, to help me out.

Say hello to Chris. He replies “Hello.” You feel warm.

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So, I did a pub crawl on Red Dead Redemption 2.

I even made a map and rules. Nobody told me to stop.

It went as expected.

Yeah.

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Photo Dump

Posted: Jan 7, 2019 in Fudgecrumpet
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Just gonna dump a bunch of random pics from my phone here, so I know where to find them later. Feel free to add captions where necessary, or not.

That’s it. No interesting commentary. Barely interesting pics. Sorry.

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The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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I’ve not written a blog post in ages. I have no excuse, I’ve been lazy, busy, a terrible video game cowboy, whatever. Mainly though, I’ve not felt the need to share any of my feelings or opinions online.

TRIGGER WARNING – Big stupid, brainfart rant.

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This is an exciting review about a teeth whitening product. It really is. Exciting.

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