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Photo Dump

Posted: Jan 7, 2019 in Fudgecrumpet
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Just gonna dump a bunch of random pics from my phone here, so I know where to find them later. Feel free to add captions where necessary, or not.

That’s it. No interesting commentary. Barely interesting pics. Sorry.

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The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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I’ve not written a blog post in ages. I have no excuse, I’ve been lazy, busy, a terrible video game cowboy, whatever. Mainly though, I’ve not felt the need to share any of my feelings or opinions online.

TRIGGER WARNING – Big stupid, brainfart rant.

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This is an exciting review about a teeth whitening product. It really is. Exciting.

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HONK!

PARP!

GNNNRRRRK-PLURRRFFFFF!

Making noises is fun, and usually they just get me told off by Gem and all like “You’re in a doctor’s waiting room, you’re 38 years old, just shut up and do a Take A Break puzzle”, but once in a while some excuse comes along where I can let my inner Michael Winslow loose and I get to have a little noisy fun.

This is Soundiculous, a sound-based family party game (from the makers of Randomise) for 3-10 players aged 8+. It is great fun, and annoys the pants off of Gem to the extent that her pants refuse to come off in a much more literal sense, later in the evening.

Also, how can you not know who Michael Winslow is? You uncultured swine. He’s a flipping legend.

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Y’know, virtually. With a lot of shouting.

So, that happened. Like and subscrumple and dumde doo blah blah etc.

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I went to a Transformers convention at the weekend, because I am cool and sexy.

I had waffles.

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