Archive for the ‘funky nonsense’ Category

Hello again everyone.

Some more things arrived from the German people, and for some reason a lot of folk like reading about it. So here are last night’s unboxing tweets. I’m pretty sure I kept the content Safe For Work, but, well, you probably shouldn’t be looking at my blog when you’re at work anyway. Get some work done you lazy sod. No wonder the economy’s knackered.

You ready? Of course you’re not…

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Just found this pic in my Facebook memories, and thought it deserved a wider audience…

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Toys are fun.

Hello boys and girls.

I have about an hour of sitting on my arse as we commute between jobs, so figured a bit of random internet content creation would stop me getting frustrated by the Radio Leeds phone-in show that is being piped into my ears.

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On an unrelated note, I updated my phone and it now has a spell-checker. It doesn’t think arse is a word. (more…)

Hi.

I’m a bloody idiot.

When Chilli Wright followed me on Twitter, I did the stupid thing of asking if they sent out samples for bloggers. Y’know, pushing my luck and that. Well, they only went and said yes, and sent me some Carolina Reaper Chilli Powder (the hottest in the world) and some Yellow Trinidad Scorpion Moruga pods (the second hottest chillis in the world).

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Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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I promised you a couple of reviews by my new blogging partner (and daughter), Darcey and when have I ever let you down? Apart from that time. And that time. Just shut up. Look, it’s a baby in a Deadpool onesie. LOOK!

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Cute, yeah? Of course she is, I made her using my skills and genes and skills (twice as many skills as genes). And penis.

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Unless you’ve been hiding in a cupboard with a bucket on your head for the past few months, you’ll probably be aware of the Batman Vs Superman movie existing.
I’m not going to pass judgement on the movie as I’m waiting for the blu-ray so I can watch it in my pants.

In the movie Batman and Superman have a big ol’ fight for some reason and loads of shenanigans occur and stuff falls over.

The thing is, as a parent you’re supposed to teach your kids how to resolve their differences without resulting to fisticuffs.

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