Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

So, I did a pub crawl on Red Dead Redemption 2.

I even made a map and rules. Nobody told me to stop.

It went as expected.

Yeah.

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From Nick Bellamy’s early experiments with a toy electronics kit through to internet notoriety and career suicide, The Mourning DJ is the new pseudo-autobiography by my top media pal Neal ‘Mayhem’ Veglio.

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The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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Here’s my latest YouTube video, half an hour of playing a terrible game that doesn’t have a soundtrack of any description because the main character is deaf.

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While shopping yesterday, we happened to go down the American Sweets aisle of Tesco, and the kids spotted these Beanboozled jelly beans. They suggested we eat them and film the results.

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So, it seems that despite the curmudgeonly efforts of my generation, mobile phone games continue to be more than just Snake II, getting more advanced and fun with every passing day. The latest offering in the endless stream of games that my six-year old daughter, Megan will play at full volume next to my sleeping face at 5:30AM is Cooking Fever, a restaurant simulation game, that requires good time management and the ability not to get stressed.

So, who better to ask to review this game than Megan, on day release from her work down t’pit. (this is Yorkshire, after all)…

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Hello again everyone.

Some more things arrived from the German people, and for some reason a lot of folk like reading about it. So here are last night’s unboxing tweets. I’m pretty sure I kept the content Safe For Work, but, well, you probably shouldn’t be looking at my blog when you’re at work anyway. Get some work done you lazy sod. No wonder the economy’s knackered.

You ready? Of course you’re not…

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