Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

Just found this pic in my Facebook memories, and thought it deserved a wider audience…

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Toys are fun.

Hello boys and girls.

I have about an hour of sitting on my arse as we commute between jobs, so figured a bit of random internet content creation would stop me getting frustrated by the Radio Leeds phone-in show that is being piped into my ears.

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On an unrelated note, I updated my phone and it now has a spell-checker. It doesn’t think arse is a word. (more…)

Hi.

I’m a bloody idiot.

When Chilli Wright followed me on Twitter, I did the stupid thing of asking if they sent out samples for bloggers. Y’know, pushing my luck and that. Well, they only went and said yes, and sent me some Carolina Reaper Chilli Powder (the hottest in the world) and some Yellow Trinidad Scorpion Moruga pods (the second hottest chillis in the world).

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Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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Unless you’ve been hiding in a cupboard with a bucket on your head for the past few months, you’ll probably be aware of the Batman Vs Superman movie existing.
I’m not going to pass judgement on the movie as I’m waiting for the blu-ray so I can watch it in my pants.

In the movie Batman and Superman have a big ol’ fight for some reason and loads of shenanigans occur and stuff falls over.

The thing is, as a parent you’re supposed to teach your kids how to resolve their differences without resulting to fisticuffs.

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Describe to me a helpful manatee flipping pancakes? No? OK…

Act our a famous leprechaun throwing a javelin? Give up? Right…

Draw an obnoxious koala travelling back in time.

Sounds like a bunch of mad challenges, right? Well, these are all things for you to describe, act out or draw in RANDOMISE, a party game that combines Pictionary, Charades and Articulate/Taboo, but takes things to an absurd, abstract, awesome new level of nonsense.

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Here is a list of things I have thought about while battling the mixed feelings of meat sweats and excessive sugar consumption this Christmas. Hooray!

1. THE SNOWMAN AND THE SNOWDOG IS THE SAME MOVIE AS JOHN WICK.

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"We're woah-king in the air..."

Some bloke’s dog dies, he goes off and causes a fuss, gets a new dog. Sure, some of the stuff in the middle is a bit different, but there you go.

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