Archive for the ‘Movie’ Category

Continuing my in-depth investigation into the murky world of unpleasantness that is found in movies that share their name with Disney films, we come across 2011’s Sleeping Beauty, a movie that could be described as ‘artistic’ or ‘erotic’, but comes across more as ‘weird’ and ‘grubby’.

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A wise man once said “All the good names are taken” (well actually it was a genderless robot in a Transformers comic) and you quite often find movies sharing the same name, yet being completely different in tone, style and story.

So, when you type in a movie’s name into Netflix search or whatever, you might occasionally end up with the wrong movie. So, what happens when you watch the wrong movie? What happens when you type in ‘Frozen’ and instead of a delightful magical family romp with disgustingly catchy songs you end up with some something else? Something… much darker. That’s what I’m here to delve into that murky world of horrible movies that share their name with your kids’ family favourites.

Let’s have a look at Frozen…

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So, remember back in the olden days when I sang the praises of the movie The Battery? Well, they ran a Kickstarter so they could afford not to die after throwing all their money into their second movie. So, rather than funding the movie, the lovely people on the internet have paid to support the creators instead. What you end up with is a rather funky idea, a movie released for free, almost instantly.

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So, in an attempt to somehow take credit for the project’s success (I retweeted about it at least four times), I present TEX MONTANA WILL SURVIVE, and ask that you share it with all your friends, and continue to support Jeremy’s beard at least until he cashes in his Kickstarter money and buys a Gillette Mach 3.

Hey peeps, just thought I’d thrust your eyes towards The Reel Deal to see a couple more reviews I’ve done. (more…)

Are you sitting comfortably? Well, don’t. Sitting comfortably is bad for your posture.

Now, listen, as I read you a lovely bedtime story, based on the movie Disney’s Frozen, which if you are a parent, you will despise with the very core of your soul.

Oh, and it’s 11 minutes long, so sit comfortably. Yes, I’m contrary.

Apologies for the vertical video and that.

If you liked that, let me know, and I’ll do more. Also, subscribe to my YouTube channel, because I dunno why.

Hey everyone, did I tell you I got a new phone? Well I did and it’s awesome. Not only do I get more than 3 hours of battery life, I can also play with the plethora of funky apps and features that live on the internet and mock people who don’t have fancy new phones.

One app that I’ve discovered and found especially useful, if not utterly awesome, is KineMaster, a video editing app that lets me make funky movies without having to resort to the hateful wench that is Windows Movie Maker.

 

KineMaster

So what you’ve got here is an app that lets you record, edit and add music and such to your videos. Once you’ve done all that, you can upload your vids to YouTube, Facebook or whatever, and annoy your friends with your sub-par acting skills and unreasonable amount of saying ‘er’. (more…)

Yeah. So I’ve finally got around to finishing my Alien/Predator franchise.

I watched Prometheus.

 

And that’s all I have to say about that.