Archive for the ‘Movie Review’ Category

Hey peeps, just thought I’d thrust your eyes towards The Reel Deal to see a couple more reviews I’ve done. (more…)

Movie review time again, and joy of joys this one has a topless lady stock image for me to use as clickbait.

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So yeah, over on The Reel Deal I’ve reviewed The Loft, a remake of a Belgian (no, come back!) movie in which Judge Dredd, Cyclops and the guy off of Prison Break get up to all sorts of shenanigans in their secret shagpad, and there are lots of twists and frowning.

Go and have a look. If you want. I know you’re not really bothered and youve only clicked this link because there’s a nudey lady photo. Pervert.

Hey peeps, more third party pimpery for your viewing pleasure. This time around it is a review of classic Blacksploitation revenge thriller Coffy, starring Pam Grier and Robocop’s boss dressed like a crazy fool.

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No, YOU'RE using this pic purely as clickbait.

Find the review HERE and give the rest of The Reel Deal a good old fashioned browse while you’re there.

Oh, are you still here? Well, you’d not go far wrong liking me on the Facebook then. Go on then. Make yourself useful.

More outpouring of my typing nonsense, this time for The Reel Deal, a review of 1967’s Massacre Gun, a cool japanese revenge thriller which features a fantastic display of bullet-fuelled-death-disco…

http://thereeldealonfilm.com/2015/04/15/review-massacre-gun/

Yeah. So I’ve finally got around to finishing my Alien/Predator franchise.

I watched Prometheus.

 

And that’s all I have to say about that.

So, the trailer for the new Avengers movie has been leaked (or officially released, I’m no expert on such things) and I imagine by this point hundreds, if not twelves, of websites will have looked through the trailer, over-analysing every single frame and offering their ‘expert’ opinions and speculation and such. Well, obviously I’m going to do the same, but with the added addition of my knowledge and brain and fingers that type the words I type. (more…)

Hello there all you crazy alcoholics and party revellers and Predator fans and people who clicked this blog because I have included the words MILEY CYRUS JUSTIN BIEBER BOOBS MONEY PORN HADDOCK to abuse Google searching. Tonight’s movie night continues my Aliens/Predator marathon with the much-better-than-anyone-expected Predators, which abandons the godawful shonky shenanigans of the AvP movies and goes down the route of “Why don’t we make the film actually good for a change?”

Now obviously, after the last couple of movies, this leaves me with a dilemma, how do I write an entertaining movie night blog if the movie isn’t fucknawful? Well, the same way anyone makes a good night into a messy blur of awesomesauce and vomiting, with the addition of lots and lots of alcohol.

Predators (more…)