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Sunday is Blogday!

Posted: Jun 26, 2016 in Random Blogness

Hey everyone, bit of a quick post to let you know why your email inboxes will be buzzing today.

I’ve made a bit of a backlog of blog posts that need doing, mostly book reviews with the kids, so we’re use today to blitz that backlog and GET. SHIT. DONE.


So, I apologise if that leaves you with a lot of things to read, but I promise it’ll be fun.


Hi kids.

I’m fed up.

Just been checking the various places I go to for blogging assignments and, well… it seems there’s nothing fun to write about. Sure, if I wanted to write about fitness or review cheap, yet fashionable jewellery, I’m fine. I don’t want that though.


I’m just getting fed up of making dull things sound interesting.

You know how hard it was to make a fun review about chewing gum?

I had to write a review about a hook.



Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!



Hiya, it’s me again.

The Chinese people continue to send me random things to review on Amazon, as seeing as I’m just sat here watching a really boring sleeping baby doing sleeping and nothing interesting, I thought I’d share some more of the nonsense that keeps showing up at a pretty regular rate…

Ready? There’s quite a bit, so bear with me. Or don’t. I’m not massively bothered, you’re getting this for free. Well, unless you buy me a coffee, that would be a nice incentive to be actually entertaining. Look! Look at the monkey dancing from the caffeine rush that he is not able to metabolise correctly! See him fall down the stairs and split open his neck! Laugh! Laugh at the monkey! LAUGH!

Ahem. Sorry.


It’s me.

Good. Glad we sorted that out.

I apologise for the lack of posts lately, been super busy getting ready for the new babby. Won’t be long though, she’s due tomorrow and I am extremely confident that she will be as efficient and punctual as I am. Oh, wait…

Anyway, this past fortnight has been fairly weird, as I have somehow been recruited by a bunch of Chinese businesses to write Amazon reviews in exchange for free products.


Apologies about the lack of new posts for the past few days, I’ve been bonkers busy. Spent the whole of Saturday emptying out the understairs cupboard (the proto-mancave, if you will) and Sunday was spent doing one of those godless acts, the car boot sale. I made myself pinky swear to keep the blog up to date, so here comes a self-indulgent rant about my day.

But in the meantime, and in an effort to keep my blog looking pretty, here’s a photo of Gem with all my unwanted merchandise.

Gem at the car boot (more…)

One day, Mr and Mrs Bear went out for a walk. The tragic events that occurred next might shock you, terrify you or leave a bad taste in your mouth.

It certainly left a bad taste in mine.