Archive for the ‘silly’ Category

Hello.

I made a video of some professional videogaming that I done did while dressed as a blueberry.

Tell your friends and mum.

So there you go.

I’ve always thought I was fairly skilled,
With this blog that you’ve seen me build.
Reviewing all different kinds of stuff,
Some of it clever, some of it fluff.

It’s rare for me to admit defeat,
Some things I review nearly got me beat.
That time I talked about a lady toy,
Or those undies that made you say “oh boy.”

Well this time I can say I’m beaten,
Ruined, spoiled, chewed up and eaten.
You should mark the tragic day,
I couldn’t do my review for Coloured Lenses UK.

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So with Jeremy Clarkson getting fracassed off our telly, and me being bored this morning, this happened…

Potential replacements for the Top Gear presenting job include…

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Noseybonk

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Are you sitting comfortably? Well, don’t. Sitting comfortably is bad for your posture.

Now, listen, as I read you a lovely bedtime story, based on the movie Disney’s Frozen, which if you are a parent, you will despise with the very core of your soul.

Oh, and it’s 11 minutes long, so sit comfortably. Yes, I’m contrary.

Apologies for the vertical video and that.

If you liked that, let me know, and I’ll do more. Also, subscribe to my YouTube channel, because I dunno why.

So, the trailer for the new Avengers movie has been leaked (or officially released, I’m no expert on such things) and I imagine by this point hundreds, if not twelves, of websites will have looked through the trailer, over-analysing every single frame and offering their ‘expert’ opinions and speculation and such. Well, obviously I’m going to do the same, but with the added addition of my knowledge and brain and fingers that type the words I type. (more…)

So, here’s a new thing. A week late for Shark Week, I’ve linked up with my nigh-on-identical brother from another mother, Timey to sort out a commentary for the ‘epic’ ‘movie’ ‘classic’ from SyFy known as SHARKNADO 2 – The Second One.

 

Sharknado 2

So, teaming up with my funky amigos, Neal, Nicole and Chris to talk over this messy wowshit, although we do go quiet whenever there’s a news report because NEWS IS IMPORTANT.  (more…)

Special.

Unique.

Different.

Wacky.

All those words you use to describe that ‘crazy’ guy at the office party who drinks Pernod and Blackcurrant and is the first to run to the dancefloor if anything from the mid-late 90s rave scene is played.

Well, meet that guy’s shirt…

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SHIRRRT

I give you gnat.co.uk‘s Dress Shirt (with the Classic Collar), a one-in-a-million shirt made from a completely random mixture of patterns, for the man that likes to look just that little bit different and special. (more…)