Archive for the ‘Transformers’ Category

It’s a new month and I’ve tidied out the mancave, so I figured I’d do that irritating thing that bloggers do. No, not that, or that. OK, I’d do ONE of the many irritating things that bloggers do, and that is the month of inane, rushed daily blogs that make for a blog-a-day challenge.

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If you know me in real life you know I’m a big fan (not a BIIIIG fan, despite what my mum says) of the Transformers franchise. Sure, the live action movies are a shonky pile of turd, but the comics, toys and all sorts of related media are among some of the best things you could possibly spend your well earned pocket moneys on. There’s something nice about lorries that turn into robots and toasters that transform into robots that easily fall off your mancave shelf every other day.

Andy Turnbull

Anyway, it is with great pleasure, that I present one of my pals, Andy Turnbull, on the release date of a number of collected editions of his Unofficial Transformers spin-off comics, a selection of comedic tales that you can enjoy regardless of your exposure to the Transformers franchise, whether you’ve seen the movies, vaguely remember one that turned into a tape player in the 80s, or think that a transformer is merely an invention used to convert different types of voltage. So, here’s a bit of a question and answer session with him for you to read. Enjoy!

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So, I’m back home from the pictures, having seen that new robot fillum that folk seem to be talking about. You know the one…

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This one.

So, I guess you’d like to know what I thought about it, with a minimal of spoilers, right? Right. Here goes then… (more…)

Night number four of my exodus into Transformer Moviedom, and the Spider-Man onesie is getting fairly ripe. Fortunately, nobody is in the room to smell me, and anyway, we’ve been decorating all this week so any weird smells I’m gonna blame on the paint fumes.

So, the last of the Transformers movies before Age of Extinction, which comes out this weekend, Dark of the Moon.

…in a Transforming Megatron box. Which just looks like someone went a bit mad with a glue gun.

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Yes, it’s the third night of wearing a Spider-Man onesie and watching movies about robots punching robots, but y’know, I kinda like that sort of thing. So shush with your judging me.

Tonight’s treat is Transformers – Revenge of the Fallen, arguably the worst of the Transformers movies, although I don’t see many people arguing.

revenge of the ruddy fallen

So, yeah, I paid extra so it’s in a transforming box. Stop tutting at me, I don’t tut at you when you do the thing that you do that is weird.

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So, my Spider-Man Onesie wearing odyssey through the Transformers movies continues as I delve into Michael Bay’s explosive chewing gum for the eyes, 2007’s Transformers, starring Shia The Beef and Megan Fox’s bottom.

Transbloodyformers!

So, with no further ado, avoiding any fucking chihuahua nonsense or Bernie fricking Mack, let’s go!

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So, yeah, the new Transformers movie arrives at our cinemas on Saturday (two weeks later than America because apparently football occurred). So, as some kind of funky build up, I have four special Fudge’s Movie Nights planned.

Oh yes…
Movie Night - TRANSFORMERS!!!!

…and I’m wearing my Spider-Man onesie. I have my reasons.

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