Archive for the ‘Wowshit’ Category

From Nick Bellamy’s early experiments with a toy electronics kit through to internet notoriety and career suicide, The Mourning DJ is the new pseudo-autobiography by my top media pal Neal ‘Mayhem’ Veglio.

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So, here’s a new thing. A week late for Shark Week, I’ve linked up with my nigh-on-identical brother from another mother, Timey to sort out a commentary for the ‘epic’ ‘movie’ ‘classic’ from SyFy known as SHARKNADO 2 – The Second One.

 

Sharknado 2

So, teaming up with my funky amigos, Neal, Nicole and Chris to talk over this messy wowshit, although we do go quiet whenever there’s a news report because NEWS IS IMPORTANT.  (more…)

Live long and prosper everyone, the new series of Doctor Who starts on your telly tonight and who better than me to offer you a useful cut out and keep guide to the franchise? Don’t answer that. Also, don’t cut it out, you’ll break your computer or your phone or whatever. If you must, print it out then cut it out. Or just print it out. You don’t need my permission. Just do what you want.

Anyway, Doctor Who.

Ooh eeh oooooh

Eeee Ooooh

Wee war wooo

Eeeh ar ooooh.

That’s the theme tune. Obviously. Duh.

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Bip.

Bip boop bip.

Tikker tikker tikker tikker

SQUWAAAAARK

*uncomfortable silence*

TWANG.

Under The Skin.

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Well, it’s movie night again, and what better way to follow Night of the Living Dead than with a double bill of Mamma Mia and Dirty Dancing. No, obviously not. Get your groove on to The Gonk, it’s Dawn of the Dead, people!

Dawn of the Dead

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Because sometimes I just feel the urge to collect all my silly photoshop efforts in one place…

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Hi. So I was bored and that, so I shaved Brian Blessed’s beard off using photoshoppage.
I apologise…

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There you go.