For the first time in what seems like aaaages, I’ve been sent something to review. While it isn’t a pair of Playstation VR goggles or a giant robot toaster, it is snack food, and I’m OK with that.

These are Flint Croutons, little bags of snacks that are a baked bread alternative to crisps. 

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Quick post just to pimp out this podcast thing that I slightly contributed to…

It is very filthy, and very funny. Tell your friends.

Penis.

Posted: June 1, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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P is for Penis.

I was dreading writing this post, on account of me trying my best, apart from the odd eff or jeff, to keep this blog around the PG/12A level. 

Looking back I realised that I had my way out, having done THIS video to save myself similar awkward explaining. 

So, enjoy this video which I made with the help of cashing in too many favours with internet people…

Please do like, subscribe, leave a comment etc. Apparently that helps somehow. Unless it’s a mean comment. Don’t leave a mean comment.

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Well, we’re into the second half of my (not daily in the slightest, sorry) A to Z blog thing, and we’ve reached O for Oddbods. I honestly thought I’d have given up by this point, but here we are.

In pondering what I could write on the subject of oddbods, I decided that rather than write about the various weirdos and loonies that I encounter on the interwebs, i’d throw the floor open to them and write something based on their suggestions…

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So…

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I got in the paper!

Posted: May 27, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet

Hello sexy people, I am all famous and important now because one of my tweets got into the newspaper. So there. Look.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/05/24/cruellest-office-prank-changing-colleagues-pc-wallpaper-wannacry/

yeah, lah de dah Mr Fancypants.

TL;DR – this tweet got a load of retweets from nerds.

Woooooooo.

Feel free to celebrate with my by buying me a coffee, or better yet donating to my Patreon so I can actually make some money from this shizzle.

In which your favourite curmudgeon learns what dabbing is and also how bloody difficult it is to make a video of a text conversation.

Apologies about the crappy music.

Help me to make more things or equal or better quality (couldn’t be any worse!) by chipping into my Patreon, which currently earns me the lofty sum of 84p a month.

Let’s fix some crappy movie tropes with the use of modern technology! Yay!

Yes, I had a very good, well written introduction to this post but I accidentally deleted it in my pocket. Then I wrote another well written introduction and accidentally deleted it in my pocket as well. The moral of this story is that I shouldn’t be allowed pockets.

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