…and here is video evidence.

It’s a New Year and everyone has made some sort of resolution pertaining to a form of self-improvement that is either vaguely achievable with considerable effort, impossible to quantify and therefore attainable based on interpretation or just annoyingly ironic. Well, here are mine…

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The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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Right then, it’s ChristmaaaAaAas and despite weeks of blog inactivity I’m probably still expected to write a listicle or hilarious festive rant, maybe a parody song of a Christmas carol or a poorly photoshopped Santa hat on a selfie I took in September.

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I played a stupid VR horror game last night and it was stupid.

That’s it. Stupid. Stupid scary stupid.

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Here’s my latest YouTube video, half an hour of playing a terrible game that doesn’t have a soundtrack of any description because the main character is deaf.

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I’ve not written a blog post in ages. I have no excuse, I’ve been lazy, busy, a terrible video game cowboy, whatever. Mainly though, I’ve not felt the need to share any of my feelings or opinions online.

TRIGGER WARNING – Big stupid, brainfart rant.

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