For some reason I decided to put up a ‘reward’ on Twitch, in a blatant and terrible attempt to increase my follower numbers on there.

So, I present to you, my 15 follower (ugh) celebration video, in which I eat the ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bears’.

Hottest as in chilli hotness, not as in Sunni from Disney’s Gummi Bears cartoon hotness.

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I’m not scared of spiders, let’s be clear on that from the start off. When the kids scream from their bedroom that the tiniest spider in the world is looking at them funny from the corner of their room, I’m the first to dart up the stairs like some sort of arachnid-battling super-hero to save them from the terrifying little beasties.

Actually, what super-heroes fight spiders? I mean, Spider-Man seems to have done quite an adequate job of making the spider theme more positive than you’d expect. Perhaps I’m a spider-battling super-villain. Maybe the lines between good and evil are blurred and not instantly clear, like there’s some sort of differentiation between real life and comic books and 1980s cartoons.

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I always seem to start these blogposts with an apology for not writing something sooner, but it is becoming such a regular non-event that I am just gonna say you get blogposts when I bloody get round to it, stop nagging. Or nag more. Or pay me. Right? Good.

Anyway, I’ve been busy. What have I been doing? Sitting on my arse playing video games. That’s not busy, that’s the opposite of busy. That’s what people do to not be busy. I say shush.

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I played Playstation VR game Until Dawn – Rush of Blood.

Apparently video evidence of me being a bloody coward exists.

Sounds like fake news to me.


Like and Subscribe if you want. I wouldn’t.

I’ve been discussing with folk on the Twitter about ways to improve my pitches for reviewing stuff on here, and it seems the general consensus is that I need to identify who is actually reading my blog.

I’m really only doing this because you lot never give me any feedback, so if anyone is to blame, it’s you.

Click this link to SurveyMonkey and do the survey, nothing too nosey I think.



Hey look! It’s a family based cooking blog post! Because there aren’t enough of those bloody things online!


Don’t worry though, I’m not here to preach the benefits of a high quinoa diet or wax lyrical about vegan penguins or whatever, I’m just reviewing bun cases.


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So, I did my first bit of live VR streaming, like one of those Markpineapples or a PewPie. Was kinda fun, because I got to be Batman and touch virtual nipples.

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