Posts Tagged ‘apology’

Hi.

It’s me.

My home broadband was down but it’s back now. I can interwebs again.

This picture is unrelated to anything I just randomly clicked a photo from my phone. Be grateful this isn’t my penis.

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Hi folks, thought I’d put this out there now, so there’s not a sudden wibbly wobbly change in what you’re used to on here.
Basically I’m upping my game at trying to blag free stuff, and will shortly be doing reviews of all kinds of stuff in an attempt to fill my cupboard up with stuff. You can definitely expect a movie review shortly, and a bit of a techy one, as these ones have already been confirmed.
I’ll try and keep everything in the usual style, but obviously I’ll be cutting down the furious ranting, swearing and blatantly mocking stuff. Because otherwise they might stop sending me stuff.

Anyway, while I’m doing such capitalist nonsense, I would appreciate your support, maybe share stuff around, and if I post a link, just click on it, because then the powers that be will be fooled into thinking I’m actually getting some decent traffic to this blog.

I’ll try my best to continue the silly pictures, ranty nonsense and months of stagnant nothingness in between posts, just because that seems to be the sort of thing that gets your rocks off. I have at least one ranty blog worth publishing shortly, in which I question the internet beard perverts. But, that’s another story.

Ahem, also if you are a big business person who just popped on to read this after having a look at one of the reviews I’ve posted in the future, please 1. ignore any of the above where I say I’m in it for the free swag and 2. Send me free swag to review. Also, how is the future? Do we have hovercars yet? Can you send me a crate of Soylent Green, but obviously don’t tell me what it’s made of, because I don’t want to know. Like with those Ikea Hotdogs. Or the movies of Kevin Smith.

 

So, yeah, sorry everyone.