Posts Tagged ‘awesome’

You know how some blogs and internet people have gofundme things for stuff, or a patreon thing to pay for their online activities, or an Amazon wish list for sex toys and wonderbras, right? We all hate that web-based begging and abuse of the charity and goodwill of others for stupid endeavours, yeah? That money could be going to help orphans instead, couldn’t it?

Well, Gem says I’m not allowed to buy this for myself. She is mean. This is amazing.

I know it’s cheeky as fuck, but I need this so bad for comedy purposes.

Help a guy out… Love you x

Edit – Thanks to my very silly sponsor over at maddr.co.uk (supplier of all manner of wonderful vaping goodies and such) this ridiculous nonsense has been fully funded and the Whoopee Cushion Costume is due on Thursday. YAY!

Hi there, just thought I’d make you aware of the Patreon I’ve set up, in an attempt to encourage me to start doing more (and more interesting) stuff on here. I was thinking something along the lines of a regular podcast or video thing, the sort of things that internet-famous people do. Y’know, because I need encouragement to do silly things…

Really it’s just an excuse to raise funds to bribe Gem so she leaves me be to record stuff, rather than making me do the washing up or whatever. I’ll still have to do the washing up, so maybe that’s a poor example.

Anyway, go and have a look and share it about a bit, there are a bunch of different goals, some poorly thought out rewards and the like. Hopefully it’ll work out well for me, you and the entire world.

Hi there, it’s me.

So, I need to make some money from this here blog. I mean, I could spend all day writing crap, but if I’m not raking in at least a minuscule amount of pennies from this, one of these days Gem is just gonna say “Stop being a bloody idiot and go and sell your Combiner Wars Leader Class Ultra Magnus on eBay so we can buy milk or woman products.”

Now, when that does happen I wanna be ready to say “No. He looks good on my shelf, next to Scrounge riding Grimlock. Shush. I have some monies here from a blog thing I did.”

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This is that thing. It’s kind of a mutually beneficial thing too, as you get something awesome for free. It’s one of those annoying Audible free trials. (more…)

Evening all you Master Builders out there. Everyone loves a bit of LEGO (which I am reliably informed must be written in caps lock), well, everyone who doesn’t walk around barefoot in the dark. There’s pretty much nothing better than building something amazing out of dotty bricks, the most amazing thing to come out of Denmark since bacon and er… OK, those two things are the only things.

In my mancave I’ve got a massive pile of giant LEGO bricks that contain pretty much all the LEGO that ever. Usually my LEGO sessions with the kids are an hour long with about three hours of tidying up afterwards, and most of that time is spent building rectangles or finding the lost head of LEGO Thor (who incidentally looks a lot like Noel Edmonds). If only there were something helpful to provide some inspiration when LEGOing the LEGO, all LEGOey like.

Well, here we go…
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…the new LEGO Awesome Ideas Book. nigh on 200 pages of ideas for things to build, ranging from houses to spaceships, from monsters to pencils, all sorts of funky stuff.

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Hi there. Let me just… oh, you just finish that first… done?

Right then, how about you-

oh. OK. Hey! Hey! Stop what you’re doing!

FFS, sit there, shut up, put your phone down. Good.

I know you’re busy, doing eight things at once, tweeting, facebooking, organising your Pokemon collection catalogue, pointing out that I’m only listing four things when I said eight. Well, I’m gonna save you some time, stop you being busy, and making that little purple vein on your head stop thumping like that time on Ren and Stimpy that I didn’t really watch because I didn’t really like Ren and Stimpy.

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I’ve got here a new app called Bullet News. It lives on your phone, just like Candy Crush or that app you use to make fart noises when your missus sits down, and it gives you up to date news in a compressed super-futuristic fancy fashion (in a short list with dots on it) from all sorts of different places. (more…)

Hey peeps, do you like beer? Do you like Tequila? Do you like Tequila beer? Then you’ve probably already heard of Desperados, the tequila flavoured beer that makes my missus turn into a giggling mess halfway up the stairs. Well, the lovely folk at Desperados, along with UKF are launching CityHack, a competition opportunity for DJs, artists, promoters, designers and general creative folk, giving YOU the opportunity to throw massive, unique parties in one of three UK cities.

Here’s a video about it, watch that…
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So, as you may know, I have a beard all over my face, like some kind of hairy love god, but without the love god bit. It’s getting to summer now, and not only do I not want to be uncomfortably warm, I also don’t want people to think I’m my dad’s brother when we go places together. So, in aid of reducing my facial age considerably, and finding out how many new chins I have grown since last I trimmed, I have gone and got a Shavekit and chopped the bugger off.

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