Posts Tagged ‘batman’

Mancave Thing of the Day #22

Posted: October 21, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Right then. Hello. It’s late, I’m tired. Let’s do this one quick.

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Morning. It’s Monday and raining, so I’m sat in my van sulking. So what better time to write about the surprisingly big party I organised on Friday?

Yeah, it was alright I suppose.

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Hello. I had sex nine months and a week ago.

Then this happened.

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This is Darcey Alanna and she is a baby. She showed up at 20:21 on Friday night, but fortunately there was nothing on telly. (more…)

Unless you’ve been hiding in a cupboard with a bucket on your head for the past few months, you’ll probably be aware of the Batman Vs Superman movie existing.
I’m not going to pass judgement on the movie as I’m waiting for the blu-ray so I can watch it in my pants.

In the movie Batman and Superman have a big ol’ fight for some reason and loads of shenanigans occur and stuff falls over.

The thing is, as a parent you’re supposed to teach your kids how to resolve their differences without resulting to fisticuffs.

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Ho Ho Ho. Merry Christmonth everyone.

Yeah, it’s a whole month now, didn’t they tell you? Comes after the success of Black Friweek and that. All jolly and that for the whole of December. Which means I get to be grumpy and curmudgeonly for a while longer, but it also means parties. Not just any sort of parties either, no. You have to go in fancy dress. Yeah, I know my normal fashion sense is pretty fancy, but you have to put an extra effort in if you want to go round to someone you don’t really know’s house to eat all their cheese and pineapple on sticks and mini pizzas.

What to dress up as though? This is my dilemma, what possible costume could I wear for a Christmas party that sums up how I feel about the holiday season without making me look like an utter tit?

Tickled Pink

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Let a little colour into your life…

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For all you geek blogger types wanting a pic to accompany your Anti-Affleck fury rant…

Of course, if you really do appreciate my efforts, here’s my Amazon wish list.

Don’t ask, don’t get, yeah? No you fuck off.