Hi
I always seem to start these blogposts with an apology for not writing something sooner, but it is becoming such a regular non-event that I am just gonna say you get blogposts when I bloody get round to it, stop nagging. Or nag more. Or pay me. Right? Good.
Anyway, I’ve been busy. What have I been doing? Sitting on my arse playing video games. That’s not busy, that’s the opposite of busy. That’s what people do to not be busy. I say shush.
Hi.
It’s me.
My home broadband was down but it’s back now. I can interwebs again.
This picture is unrelated to anything I just randomly clicked a photo from my phone. Be grateful this isn’t my penis.
Hello again, welcome to another post about nonsense that exists. I imagine you’ve been wearing today’s glorious tat this weekend already…
Some sort of profile containing facts and such…
No, YOU’VE been over generous with the pixels
As part of their Movember campaign, Heck Sausages have renamed themselves as Check Sausages, in an attempt to raise awareness of Testicular Cancer and to raise a few quid for the Movember cause.
In an attempt to do my bit, and while doing the washing up, I made this little video for you to watch.
Hey there, you OK?
WOAH! There’s no need to shout!
Whaddya mean I look like I’m further away?
Oh! You mean I look smaller, yeah, I went and dropped 2 jeans sizes with this here fitness and lifestyle changing thing that I was going to write about.
When was I going to write about it? Well, I was gonna start now, but you seem to be a bit over-confrontational about the whole thing.
OK, OK, calm down. I didn’t realise you were under so much pressure with work and that. I’m sorry too. Here, sit down. Feeling better? Good. Can I write about the diet thing now?
Thank you. Sheesh, some people…
No, I didn’t say anything. Whaddya mean you heard ‘Sheesh some people’? No, that was just one of the sliding doors on Star Trek. You know, the ones that were a mixture of someone’s shoe and a guy going Pissshh. Yeah, it was definitely that. You need to stop binging on Netflix and get some rest. You look very tired. Good.
HELLO EVERYONE! Welcome to my write up on my nigh-on two months of being incredibly well behaved and awesome, following Ru-Tee Block’s 8-week long The Body Confidence Program.
Oh, and just so you’re fully aware of the facts before you get a crick in your neck from trying to run away, this blog post does include several photos of me in just my pants. You’re OK with that? You sure? Ok…
I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.
Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.
Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.
