Review – Swiftwhite Premium Teeth Whitening Strips

This is an exciting review about a teeth whitening product. It really is. Exciting.

Eight Years.

Eight years ago I scanned my face.

This is my face now.

What a difference eight years makes…

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Business Twitchery Survey Resulting Wake-Up Solitaire Surgery.

Hi

I always seem to start these blogposts with an apology for not writing something sooner, but it is becoming such a regular non-event that I am just gonna say you get blogposts when I bloody get round to it, stop nagging. Or nag more. Or pay me. Right? Good.

Anyway, I’ve been busy. What have I been doing? Sitting on my arse playing video games. That’s not busy, that’s the opposite of busy. That’s what people do to not be busy. I say shush.

…and we’re back!

Hi.

It’s me.

My home broadband was down but it’s back now. I can interwebs again.

This picture is unrelated to anything I just randomly clicked a photo from my phone. Be grateful this isn’t my penis.

Mancave Thing of the Day #16

Hello again, welcome to another post about nonsense that exists. I imagine you’ve been wearing today’s glorious tat this weekend already…

I, Fudgey.

Some sort of profile containing facts and such…

• Name – Al
• AKA – Fudgecrumpet
• AKA – Fudgey
• AKA – Sir

No, YOU’VE been over generous with the pixels

• Age – 37 (and a Quarter)
• Eyes – Blue/Adorable
• Hair – Brown/Occasionally floppy
• Gender – Male
• Preferred Pronoun – Sexy
• Height – Shorter than you expected
• Weight – Too much 
• Shoe Size – UK10
• Underpants Size – M-L
• Distinguishing Features – Beard, 2 birth marks (lower back, neck)

Washing Up With Fudgey – Heck Sausages Movember Special

As part of their Movember campaign, Heck Sausages have renamed themselves as Check Sausages, in an attempt to raise awareness of Testicular Cancer and to raise a few quid for the Movember cause.

In an attempt to do my bit, and while doing the washing up, I made this little video for you to watch.