Posts Tagged ‘bedding’

Oh look, there you are. Showing your face at last.
I know what you’ve been up to, all these slightly more adult blog posts I’ve been doing, what with the snug underpants and the erotic stories, you’ve gone and completely messed up your bed again. I shouldn’t be surprised, it was all very hardcore and rude, still… those sheets are stained to buggery now.

Don’t worry, though. It’s fine. FINE. I’ve teamed up Justice League style with the funky peoples at eLinens.co.uk who can help you out with your problem. No, not that problem, you should see a doctor about that. The problem of needing some new sheets, duvet cover, and… your pillow cases too!? Good god what have you been up to?

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eLinens are running a competition in which you can win free bedding for life, so you can update your bedclothes using a voucher for their site once a year for the rest of your life.

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