Posts Tagged ‘blogging’

I’m not scared of spiders, let’s be clear on that from the start off. When the kids scream from their bedroom that the tiniest spider in the world is looking at them funny from the corner of their room, I’m the first to dart up the stairs like some sort of arachnid-battling super-hero to save them from the terrifying little beasties.

Actually, what super-heroes fight spiders? I mean, Spider-Man seems to have done quite an adequate job of making the spider theme more positive than you’d expect. Perhaps I’m a spider-battling super-villain. Maybe the lines between good and evil are blurred and not instantly clear, like there’s some sort of differentiation between real life and comic books and 1980s cartoons.

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Hi there. Excuse me a moment.

*puts down phone*

Yeah, you just caught me closing a big deal with the Main Man over and about some big PR opportunity that he wants me to handle. I told him no because you showed up and you’re so much more important. And sexy.

So, yeah, I make internet content. All sorts of internet content.
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So I have my list for my blogging A to Z. Yay me!

This photo is unrelated. I just wanted to show off my fancy glasses.

Some of these are very vague to allow me to be lazy, others are worryingly specific and might require me to put a lot of effort in.

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So the downside to having to write a blog a day (well, I say ‘have’, I kinda want to) is that I’m not an endless fountain of quality internet content.

Thus, in an attempt to keep myself inspired for at least the next couple of weeks, I have invented this – FUDGEY’S WHEEL OF PISSPOOR BLOG IDEAS!

And no, I don’t think I can get it to embed on here. I’m still learning how to not make WordPress set on fire all the time.

Hey, while you’re here, why not send me some money so I can actually do something interesting rather than half arsed nonsense…? No? Oh, OK. Fine.

Hello!

Let’s write some words based upon 3-word topic suggestions by the people of twitter!

Let’s not get stroppy when some of the people can’t count to three!

Furious Bloggery!

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Hiya, it’s me again.

The Chinese people continue to send me random things to review on Amazon, as seeing as I’m just sat here watching a really boring sleeping baby doing sleeping and nothing interesting, I thought I’d share some more of the nonsense that keeps showing up at a pretty regular rate…


Ready? There’s quite a bit, so bear with me. Or don’t. I’m not massively bothered, you’re getting this for free. Well, unless you buy me a coffee, that would be a nice incentive to be actually entertaining. Look! Look at the monkey dancing from the caffeine rush that he is not able to metabolise correctly! See him fall down the stairs and split open his neck! Laugh! Laugh at the monkey! LAUGH!

Ahem. Sorry.
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