Posts Tagged ‘breakfast’

Hi there, it’s me again. I hear you like a bit of the old bacon butty at breakfast time, am I right? Let me guess, you’re a brown saucer? No? A ketchupper then? Yeah, I knew it was one of the other. No other sauce is good for bacon. Or is it?

Well, head across to a Premier Inn within the next six months and you get to try this new PURPLE SAUCE. Yes, you heard me right, Purple Sauce. Sauce that is purple.

No, I’ve not gone mad, it’s purple. Look.


Yeah, I wasn’t fibbing was I? No I wasn’t. Don’t question me again.


Hey everyone, it’s time for a video review, and my first ever unboxing video. I know how all you internet people like unboxing videos. Sure, I’m unboxing a box of cereal, but beggars can’t be choosers or space cowboys.


This time around it’s Freedom Cereals Ltd’s Keep Me Going breakfast cereal, which promises to be healthier and nicer than all the other cereals, despite healthy and nice being polar opposites, as far as any food I eat is concerned.