Posts Tagged ‘cushion’

Thanks to my good pal at maddr.co.uk (buy all your vaping stuff there, it is good) my decade long quest to obtain my holy grail is over.

Yes.

I am a Whoopie Cushion.

You know how some blogs and internet people have gofundme things for stuff, or a patreon thing to pay for their online activities, or an Amazon wish list for sex toys and wonderbras, right? We all hate that web-based begging and abuse of the charity and goodwill of others for stupid endeavours, yeah? That money could be going to help orphans instead, couldn’t it?

Well, Gem says I’m not allowed to buy this for myself. She is mean. This is amazing.

I know it’s cheeky as fuck, but I need this so bad for comedy purposes.

Help a guy out… Love you x

Edit – Thanks to my very silly sponsor over at maddr.co.uk (supplier of all manner of wonderful vaping goodies and such) this ridiculous nonsense has been fully funded and the Whoopee Cushion Costume is due on Thursday. YAY!

No, you’re overexcited with your blog titles. Shush. Exclamation marks are the new black.

I gots me an awesome new cushion from Snapfish, the internet’s bestest of all the photo printing people (you can quote me on the advert if you want.)

Unbiased review? I got me a cushion with a dangerous otter on it, how can I be unbiased?

Look at it! LOOK! AT! IT!

LOOK! IT'S AN OTTER WITH A HANDGUN!

LOOK! IT’S AN OTTER WITH A HANDGUN!

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