Posts Tagged ‘cute’

You know why I don’t usually stream my gaming during daylight hours?

This bloody nonsense is why.

Bloody dog.

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Dog.

Posted: Mar 21, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Letter D of my A to Z blogging thing and we have Dog.

This is Sheldon.

He is a dog. He is a border terrier/jack russell mix and is nearly 2 years old. He likes spooning and beef and dislikes Wotsits and visitors. (more…)

Hi there again, time for another review, with the help of Darcey doing what she is best at, sleeping and being really boring. (Apparently babies stop being boring at around 6 months)

So, today we’re reviewing a GroBag from The Gro Company, an all in one sleeping bag for wiggly babies who refuse to stay put under a sheet when it’s bedtime.

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What happens when man breeds with boiled sweet…

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I promised you a couple of reviews by my new blogging partner (and daughter), Darcey and when have I ever let you down? Apart from that time. And that time. Just shut up. Look, it’s a baby in a Deadpool onesie. LOOK!

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Cute, yeah? Of course she is, I made her using my skills and genes and skills (twice as many skills as genes). And penis.

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Hello. I had sex nine months and a week ago.

Then this happened.

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This is Darcey Alanna and she is a baby. She showed up at 20:21 on Friday night, but fortunately there was nothing on telly. (more…)