Posts Tagged ‘daddy’

We went to a big concert for a band called Little Mix at whatever they call the Huddersfield McAlpine Stadium nowadays last night. Here are some photos and some perfeshuernal gig reporting that I wrote.

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Events documented on dog walk 01.07.2018 1845BST.

In attendance;

  • Me, Fudgey, 38
  • Middle Child, Meg, 8
  • Youngest Child, Darcey (pushchair), 2
  • Dog, Sheldon, 3

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Hi everyone, it’s been a while since I’ve written anything much here and I have no excuses other than laziness and a loss of creative mojo.

This picture is mostly unrelated to the contents of this post, but I can’t be bothered drawing up a different thumbnail. Also, this’ll have the women-of-a-certain-age clicking to see if I’m really wearing a tutu.

So, what have I been up to?

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I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.

Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.

Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.

Hi there everyone,

Just thought I’d let you guys watch a little video all about nutrition, especially for kids during the first 1000 days of their life (That’s about 2 years and 9 months, in case you didn’t just use a calculator like I just did). It’s packed with useful info about childhood obesity, swapping out sugar, what you should eat when you’re pregnant or breast feeding. It’s all very informative and well presented. You can tell I didn’t make it.

UEG

This isn’t the video, stop clicking on it. The video is at the bottom of all this well-crafted hilarious blog writing.

Obviously this interests me a fair deal, because I have one of those babies that happen currently asleep upstairs, waiting until I am at my most asleep and comfortable before kicking off asking for milk. I mean, I’m trying to get the other two kids to eat more healthy too, but if I make a fuss about that and they rebel, we’re gonna have riots in the streets, vampire/werewolf marriages, sequels to Mary Poppins, basically Armageddon in a handbag. (more…)

Hi there again, time for another review, with the help of Darcey doing what she is best at, sleeping and being really boring. (Apparently babies stop being boring at around 6 months)

So, today we’re reviewing a GroBag from The Gro Company, an all in one sleeping bag for wiggly babies who refuse to stay put under a sheet when it’s bedtime.

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What happens when man breeds with boiled sweet…

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Hello. I had sex nine months and a week ago.

Then this happened.

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This is Darcey Alanna and she is a baby. She showed up at 20:21 on Friday night, but fortunately there was nothing on telly. (more…)