Posts Tagged ‘Disney’

Gargling

Posted: March 27, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Gargling, something I know my missus is incapable of doing for some reason.

How do I write about gargling? Do I say something about mouthwash? Should I use wire camera to film inside my throat as I sing a song from Disney’s Frozen? How about I write about the science of gargling and how it is for or against feminism and equal rights in some way?

Nah, the second one.

So there you go, not only did I nearly die, but I really need to trim my nose hairs.

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Just found this pic in my Facebook memories, and thought it deserved a wider audience…

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Toys are fun.

Continuing my in-depth investigation into the murky world of unpleasantness that is found in movies that share their name with Disney films, we come across 2011’s Sleeping Beauty, a movie that could be described as ‘artistic’ or ‘erotic’, but comes across more as ‘weird’ and ‘grubby’.

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A wise man once said “All the good names are taken” (well actually it was a genderless robot in a Transformers comic) and you quite often find movies sharing the same name, yet being completely different in tone, style and story.

So, when you type in a movie’s name into Netflix search or whatever, you might occasionally end up with the wrong movie. So, what happens when you watch the wrong movie? What happens when you type in ‘Frozen’ and instead of a delightful magical family romp with disgustingly catchy songs you end up with some something else? Something… much darker. That’s what I’m here to delve into that murky world of horrible movies that share their name with your kids’ family favourites.

Let’s have a look at Frozen…

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Hello sexy, how are you?

Good. Sit on the comfy sofa, I have an idea I want to share with you, and it may be bloody stupid, a bit cheeky, generally daft, but hear me out.

I want you to help me have a bit of a mad week, based around Disney’s ridiculously overblown cash cow. No, not Star Wars. The other one. NO. Not Marvel. The OTHER one. Disney’s Frozen.

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