Posts Tagged ‘evil’

Of all the mad scientists of the world, the most vindictive and spiteful are those who design baby clothes. If you’re a parent, I’m sure you’ll agree. They allow you between 3-6 months to get used to the ease of fastening a baby into an outfit with the ergonomic use of poppers but once you hit that 6 month point, the gloves come off and these evil geniuses work tirelessly to make undressing and dressing your wiggling poop/noise creature the most awkward and annoying task known to man.

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So it cometh to pass
On thine twenty and secondeth of the moenth of Julius
Thy sister of Pippa of thine splendid posterior
and thy manbrother of Henry the ginger shalt spawn
A creature of blue blood, mouth containeth spoon of silver
Amid thunder and lightning, thy prince is born
And thy Toby Carvery shalt sendeth me a voucher for thy free upgrade to thy king-sized carvery dinner
And this was good.