Posts Tagged ‘fail’

Hey peeps, something bad happened.

I arranged to be sent Weekend Box’s new mini-weekend box featuring Snazaroo face paints so I could review it, and… well…

So, basically what was sent was a small face painting kit, along with a bunch of small activities and such (y’know, for kids), and since it was addressed to Meg (7), and I hadn’t warned Gem beforehand it was coming… Meg got there first.

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Now I don’t know exactly what happened, all I know is that when I arrived home, Gem wasn’t best pleased, the kids were in towels after baths and very little remained of the expected activity kit. (more…)

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Gargling

Posted: March 27, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Gargling, something I know my missus is incapable of doing for some reason.

How do I write about gargling? Do I say something about mouthwash? Should I use wire camera to film inside my throat as I sing a song from Disney’s Frozen? How about I write about the science of gargling and how it is for or against feminism and equal rights in some way?

Nah, the second one.

So there you go, not only did I nearly die, but I really need to trim my nose hairs.

Thanks for watching. Why not follow this blog on wordpress? Or donate to my Patreon so I feel compelled to do more of this chuffing nonsense?

I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.

Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.

Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.

While shopping yesterday, we happened to go down the American Sweets aisle of Tesco, and the kids spotted these Beanboozled jelly beans. They suggested we eat them and film the results.

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I am too much of an idiot to say no. (more…)

Hi.

I’m a bloody idiot.

When Chilli Wright followed me on Twitter, I did the stupid thing of asking if they sent out samples for bloggers. Y’know, pushing my luck and that. Well, they only went and said yes, and sent me some Carolina Reaper Chilli Powder (the hottest in the world) and some Yellow Trinidad Scorpion Moruga pods (the second hottest chillis in the world).

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Hey there peeps, apologies if it seems I’ve been too busy for you lately, I’ve been doing actual grown up work as well as preparing the following little gem of potential awesomeness for you.

Presenting… The As-Yet Untitled Fudgecrumpet Video Show, a bit of a YouTube video thing where me and my mate Chris chat about things and stuff, as well as review a movie with the help of Other Chris, from the Cinematronix podcast.

 

Now, obviously, it’s a bit rough around the edges, If you like it and you tell all your friends and then they like it too, then I’m pretty sure I might be able to up the production value to include actual chairs or something. I don’t think I’m at the stage where I’m thinking about a Patreon account or whatever, but hey, that’s always a possibility if you want more of this.

So, without further ado, I present my new video show, and welcome your feedback, either in the comments below, on twitter or by stopping me in the street to give me a hug (please state reason for hug before hugging commences, as refusal may offend)

So, how was that? Yeah, I know it’s suffering from low production values (much like the movie we reviewed), fish eye lens issues, and all manner of cases of shonkiness, but I want you to try and focus on the content, let me know what you thought about it, should we do more or should we give up and go back to being actual grown ups?

Thanks.