Posts Tagged ‘fail’

Hi,

For some reason I decided to put up a ‘reward’ on Twitch, in a blatant and terrible attempt to increase my follower numbers on there.

So, I present to you, my 15 follower (ugh) celebration video, in which I eat the ‘World’s Hottest Gummy Bears’.

Hottest as in chilli hotness, not as in Sunni from Disney’s Gummi Bears cartoon hotness.

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I’m not scared of spiders, let’s be clear on that from the start off. When the kids scream from their bedroom that the tiniest spider in the world is looking at them funny from the corner of their room, I’m the first to dart up the stairs like some sort of arachnid-battling super-hero to save them from the terrifying little beasties.

Actually, what super-heroes fight spiders? I mean, Spider-Man seems to have done quite an adequate job of making the spider theme more positive than you’d expect. Perhaps I’m a spider-battling super-villain. Maybe the lines between good and evil are blurred and not instantly clear, like there’s some sort of differentiation between real life and comic books and 1980s cartoons.

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Hey peeps, something bad happened.

I arranged to be sent Weekend Box’s new mini-weekend box featuring Snazaroo face paints so I could review it, and… well…

So, basically what was sent was a small face painting kit, along with a bunch of small activities and such (y’know, for kids), and since it was addressed to Meg (7), and I hadn’t warned Gem beforehand it was coming… Meg got there first.

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Now I don’t know exactly what happened, all I know is that when I arrived home, Gem wasn’t best pleased, the kids were in towels after baths and very little remained of the expected activity kit. (more…)

Gargling

Posted: March 27, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Gargling, something I know my missus is incapable of doing for some reason.

How do I write about gargling? Do I say something about mouthwash? Should I use wire camera to film inside my throat as I sing a song from Disney’s Frozen? How about I write about the science of gargling and how it is for or against feminism and equal rights in some way?

Nah, the second one.

So there you go, not only did I nearly die, but I really need to trim my nose hairs.

Thanks for watching. Why not follow this blog on wordpress? Or donate to my Patreon so I feel compelled to do more of this chuffing nonsense?

I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.

Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.

Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.

While shopping yesterday, we happened to go down the American Sweets aisle of Tesco, and the kids spotted these Beanboozled jelly beans. They suggested we eat them and film the results.

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Hi.

I’m a bloody idiot.

When Chilli Wright followed me on Twitter, I did the stupid thing of asking if they sent out samples for bloggers. Y’know, pushing my luck and that. Well, they only went and said yes, and sent me some Carolina Reaper Chilli Powder (the hottest in the world) and some Yellow Trinidad Scorpion Moruga pods (the second hottest chillis in the world).

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