Posts Tagged ‘family’

Another vlog, this time chronicling a trip to a trampoline park and Knowlsley Safari Park.

Yay!

Yesterday was Darcey’s second birthday so we went on a lovely family trip to Sundown Adventureland, a theme park for the under 10s.

As I pretend to be a parenting blogger I thought I’d edit together all the photos and videos we made into some sort of fun, exciting video to make you want to visit the place too.

Unfortunately, this is me we’re talking about, and I got a bit carried away.

So, there’s that. Sorry.

Have a look at the Sundown Adventureland websiteif you want a more wholesome preview of their attractions.

Yay. Parent blogger.

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Buy Darcey a birthday ice cream!

Hey look! It’s a family based cooking blog post! Because there aren’t enough of those bloody things online!

Yay!

Don’t worry though, I’m not here to preach the benefits of a high quinoa diet or wax lyrical about vegan penguins or whatever, I’m just reviewing bun cases.

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They’re back at school now so hopefully they’ll stop being fucking locusts on all the food in my house. It’s been like 6 weeks since I’ve been able to find a packet of crisps.

Bloody creatures.

Here is them in front of a door. Probably using up all the wifi and leaving the lights on and that.

That’s your fucking parenting blog. Next week, breast feeding and sore nipples and e-numbers and other things. Not really, that’s all hateful shit.

Use a condom.

I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.

Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.

Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.

Hello. I had sex nine months and a week ago.

Then this happened.

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This is Darcey Alanna and she is a baby. She showed up at 20:21 on Friday night, but fortunately there was nothing on telly. (more…)

Describe to me a helpful manatee flipping pancakes? No? OK…

Act our a famous leprechaun throwing a javelin? Give up? Right…

Draw an obnoxious koala travelling back in time.

Sounds like a bunch of mad challenges, right? Well, these are all things for you to describe, act out or draw in RANDOMISE, a party game that combines Pictionary, Charades and Articulate/Taboo, but takes things to an absurd, abstract, awesome new level of nonsense.

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