Posts Tagged ‘fitness’

Hhhhhhello Therrrrrre….
See? Did you smell that breath? Smelled lovely didn’t it.

Yeah it did. Do you know why?
Oh. You read the title of the blog. Well, smart-arse, you might have all the mad skills of reading things and that, but I am wearing a Spider-Man onesie and reviewing toothpaste and mouthwash on a medium-low popularity blog. So, who’s the real winner? That’s right. You. Dammit.


So, The Breath Co.’s Fresh Breath Toothpaste and Oral Rinse. Invented by Dr Harold Katz as a way to stop his daughter’s breath from smelling (no, seriously, that’s what it says on the box. And the kids say I’m an embarrassing dad. Actually, I just saw the pic of me in the onesie…)

This is a fancy mix of magic stuff that is supposed to make your breath smell lovely and not at all like the four cheese and ham toasties you had for tea. But does it work? (more…)

Getting saucy, do you see?┬áBecause it’s sauce and also a bit of a naughty title to attract people to read the blog? No? Oh, well you bloody write this stuff. Sheesh.

blend bros

So, yeah, Blend Bros are a new company that make high-protein sauces to add to your food. Kinda like those high-protein milkshakes that healthy people eat, but in a sauce. For on top of your meat or vegetables or mixed in with whatever you’re cooking for tea. I’m not selling it well, am I?


For a blog about general nonsense and non-specific randomness, I certainly review an awful lot of weighing scales, don’t I? I don’t even keep an eye on my weight that much, I just somehow keep getting weighing scales to review. Can’t complain though, they all look fairly futuristic, and each one seems to be progressively fancier, so that’s good. One of these days I’ll fasten them all to my wall so my mancave looks like a spaceship from the future as defined by bad science fiction in 1995. Well, this week I seem to be at a new pinnacle of fanciness with this new weighing scale from Ozeri, the ZB13 Touch II Total Body Bathroom Scale.

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