Posts Tagged ‘fudgecrumpet’

Shockingly, this blog doesn’t make any money. It probably could if I figured out how adverts worked or something, but basically I’m doing this for fun.

When the opportunity arises to blag freebies, however, I’m as cheeky as I could possibly be. So when the incredibly lovely Stroopwafel World followed me on Twitter I jumped at the chance to offer a review of their stuff. Surprisingly, they were happy to comply and a few days later a box was left in my shed by that lovely man from Hermes.

I was expecting a pack of Stroopwafels, because… well, Stroopwafel World do Stroopwafels. What arrived was so much more awesome.



I’ve been discussing with folk on the Twitter about ways to improve my pitches for reviewing stuff on here, and it seems the general consensus is that I need to identify who is actually reading my blog.

I’m really only doing this because you lot never give me any feedback, so if anyone is to blame, it’s you.

Click this link to SurveyMonkey and do the survey, nothing too nosey I think.



Hey look! It’s a family based cooking blog post! Because there aren’t enough of those bloody things online!


Don’t worry though, I’m not here to preach the benefits of a high quinoa diet or wax lyrical about vegan penguins or whatever, I’m just reviewing bun cases.



So, I did my first bit of live VR streaming, like one of those Markpineapples or a PewPie. Was kinda fun, because I got to be Batman and touch virtual nipples.


Hello again. Yes, I know it’s been ages and you’ve been throwing words like ‘missed’, ‘you’, ‘like’, ‘a’, ‘fat’, ‘man’, ‘misses’ and ‘cake’, but I’ve been incredibly busy lazy and important couldn’t be arsed so haven’t been able to write anything here for a while (you didn’t even notice I was gone). (more…)

 I, Fudgey.

Posted: April 7, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Some sort of profile containing facts and such…

  • Name – Al
  • AKA – Fudgecrumpet
  • AKA – Fudgey
  • AKA – Sir

No, YOU’VE been over generous with the pixels

  • Age – 37 (and a Quarter)
  • Eyes – Blue/Adorable
  • Hair – Brown/Occasionally floppy
  • Gender – Male
  • Preferred Pronoun – Sexy
  • Height – Shorter than you expected
  • Weight – Too much 
  • Shoe Size – UK10
  • Underpants Size – M-L
  • Distinguishing Features – Beard, 2 birth marks (lower back, neck)


Hello there, it’s me.

I’ve been trying out Snoreeze’s Snoring Relief Oral Strips, in an attempt to prevent Gem punching me in the head at 2 in the morning. I originally planned to do a week’s worth of videos charting my progress, but as you’ll see, things didn’t go to plan.

Enjoy the videos, and check out Snoreeze’s website for all sorts of details on all the Snoring Relief products they offer.

So, a bit of an introduction to start things off…

and a demonstration of the problem at hand…

Soon it becomes apparent I don’t have a week’s worth of material…

So I wrap things up in a nice, snore-free bow…

So, that’s your review, they work. Not much else I can say.

Like the vids and subscribe if you’re not totally offended by such things, please. Ta.