Posts Tagged ‘fudgecrumpet’

The pseudoscience that lives on the internet says the human body renews itself once every seven years, so I can righteously say that on the 7th anniversary of the self-publication of my incredibly slapdash collection of blog posts and potentially funny rants, someone else wrote this shit, not me.

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I played a stupid VR horror game last night and it was stupid.

That’s it. Stupid. Stupid scary stupid.

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Thanks for your support. Stupid game.

Sainsbury’s are being all festive this year and have released stupid flavoured tea because stupid people like me will go out and buy them for the novelty value like stupid bloody idiots.

Look.

Naturally, even though I am stupid enough to buy such stupid nonsense, I also know a good blog post when I see one. So, here is my review of this glorious shit.

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This is an exciting review about a teeth whitening product. It really is. Exciting.

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Thanks to my good pal at maddr.co.uk (buy all your vaping stuff there, it is good) my decade long quest to obtain my holy grail is over.

Yes.

I am a Whoopie Cushion.

Hello.

Thanks for watching.

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Events documented on dog walk 01.07.2018 1845BST.

In attendance;

  • Me, Fudgey, 38
  • Middle Child, Meg, 8
  • Youngest Child, Darcey (pushchair), 2
  • Dog, Sheldon, 3

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