Posts Tagged ‘fudgecrumpet’

Hello again. Yes, I know it’s been ages and you’ve been throwing words like ‘missed’, ‘you’, ‘like’, ‘a’, ‘fat’, ‘man’, ‘misses’ and ‘cake’, but I’ve been incredibly busy lazy and important couldn’t be arsed so haven’t been able to write anything here for a while (you didn’t even notice I was gone). (more…)

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 I, Fudgey.

Posted: April 7, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Some sort of profile containing facts and such…

  • Name – Al
  • AKA – Fudgecrumpet
  • AKA – Fudgey
  • AKA – Sir

No, YOU’VE been over generous with the pixels

  • Age – 37 (and a Quarter)
  • Eyes – Blue/Adorable
  • Hair – Brown/Occasionally floppy
  • Gender – Male
  • Preferred Pronoun – Sexy
  • Height – Shorter than you expected
  • Weight – Too much 
  • Shoe Size – UK10
  • Underpants Size – M-L
  • Distinguishing Features – Beard, 2 birth marks (lower back, neck)

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Hello there, it’s me.

I’ve been trying out Snoreeze’s Snoring Relief Oral Strips, in an attempt to prevent Gem punching me in the head at 2 in the morning. I originally planned to do a week’s worth of videos charting my progress, but as you’ll see, things didn’t go to plan.

Enjoy the videos, and check out Snoreeze’s website for all sorts of details on all the Snoring Relief products they offer.

So, a bit of an introduction to start things off…

and a demonstration of the problem at hand…

Soon it becomes apparent I don’t have a week’s worth of material…

So I wrap things up in a nice, snore-free bow…

So, that’s your review, they work. Not much else I can say.

Like the vids and subscribe if you’re not totally offended by such things, please. Ta.

Zzzzzzzzzzz…

Hello sexy, how are you?

Good. Sit on the comfy sofa, I have an idea I want to share with you, and it may be bloody stupid, a bit cheeky, generally daft, but hear me out.

I want you to help me have a bit of a mad week, based around Disney’s ridiculously overblown cash cow. No, not Star Wars. The other one. NO. Not Marvel. The OTHER one. Disney’s Frozen.

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So NASA has scienced up a new ninth planet to replace Pluto, because they decided Pluto was a bit shit and that. Well, they’ve theorised that a planet is there, they’ve not actually said anything definite, but the media is all excited because a new ninth planet will mean all the pub quiz books from 5 years ago don’t have to be chucked into landfill.

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Apparently it is ‘slightly to the left’ of Pluto and is 10 times the size of Earth. Which is nice.
All the newspapers have photos of the new planet too, despite nobody having found it yet, which probably means it has a super injunction like that time that footballer did the dirty with his sister in law or whatever.

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Hey there people, it’s me. Yes, I look old and haggard today, I’ve had a stressful couple of weeks.

Let’s have a look and see if this here LQ Skin, Hair and Nails supplement can make me feel and look a bit better, yes?

You can get this lovely stuff from Holland and Barrett if you’d like. It costs £29.99 for a box of 10, which I dunno, is that good value? I never buy health food stuff.

There’s a bunch of bumph/important information about the stuff, I’m gonna try and spread it throughout all the videos in this short series, so as not to bore you with 20 minutes of non-stop reading off of a bit of paper. Rather, I’m going to bore you with 9 installments of 4 minutes of me gurning as I drink fish shots.

See you  tomorrow for more! Woo!

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