Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Hello.

I made a video of some professional videogaming that I done did while dressed as a blueberry.

Tell your friends and mum.

So there you go.

…and here is video evidence.

Right then, it’s ChristmaaaAaAas and despite weeks of blog inactivity I’m probably still expected to write a listicle or hilarious festive rant, maybe a parody song of a Christmas carol or a poorly photoshopped Santa hat on a selfie I took in September.

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Here’s my latest YouTube video, half an hour of playing a terrible game that doesn’t have a soundtrack of any description because the main character is deaf.

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Sainsbury’s are being all festive this year and have released stupid flavoured tea because stupid people like me will go out and buy them for the novelty value like stupid bloody idiots.

Look.

Naturally, even though I am stupid enough to buy such stupid nonsense, I also know a good blog post when I see one. So, here is my review of this glorious shit.

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Y’know, virtually. With a lot of shouting.

So, that happened. Like and subscrumple and dumde doo blah blah etc.

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You know how some blogs and internet people have gofundme things for stuff, or a patreon thing to pay for their online activities, or an Amazon wish list for sex toys and wonderbras, right? We all hate that web-based begging and abuse of the charity and goodwill of others for stupid endeavours, yeah? That money could be going to help orphans instead, couldn’t it?

Well, Gem says I’m not allowed to buy this for myself. She is mean. This is amazing.

I know it’s cheeky as fuck, but I need this so bad for comedy purposes.

Help a guy out… Love you x

Edit – Thanks to my very silly sponsor over at maddr.co.uk (supplier of all manner of wonderful vaping goodies and such) this ridiculous nonsense has been fully funded and the Whoopee Cushion Costume is due on Thursday. YAY!