Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Everyone ever who I have ever known loved Transformers as a kid (except Gem. And you probably, you bloody contrary bastard), what with Optimus Prime and Megatron and such being robots that transformed into vehicles and guns and things so they could disguise themselves and not get an ASBO or whatever. You know what I’m on about, yeah? They go ch-ch-ch-chh-ch-ch-chu when they transform? One them turns into a tape player? Oh stop teasing me, you bloody do know.

So what I’m gonna do is a Buzzfondle-esque type list on Transformers that fail to live up to their ‘Robots in Disguise’ tag line by having completely shit disguises as their ‘alt mode’.

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Scone or Scone?

Posted: January 16, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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A short video in which the age-old question is pondered in a lazy manner…

Feel free to submit your own video of you saying ‘scone’ and if enough people do it, maybe this will get a sequel and we will finally know the answer.

 

Or you could help out my Patreon so I can afford to make better content.

boobs.

Posted: January 6, 2017 in boobs, Fudgecrumpet
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Of all the mad scientists of the world, the most vindictive and spiteful are those who design baby clothes. If you’re a parent, I’m sure you’ll agree. They allow you between 3-6 months to get used to the ease of fastening a baby into an outfit with the ergonomic use of poppers but once you hit that 6 month point, the gloves come off and these evil geniuses work tirelessly to make undressing and dressing your wiggling poop/noise creature the most awkward and annoying task known to man.

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Hello!

So, after what can only be described as a hiatus (or ‘a period of doing other things and having a headache’) I’m back writing my blog using words and my fingers.

Apologies to all you coulrophobics out there, but this was the best pic I could find on my phone today.

You can just say you’ve missed me and not mean it. I won’t mind. I can live a lie. In fact, that’s probably easier all round.

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Because I am so helpful and awesome here is a link to my favourite YouTube channel (not including that one with the lass that whispers while shaving your face), ShovelWarehouse, in a Virtual Reality special.

Yes, you get to hear me get a mention on a proper grown up YouTube channel, that’s not the point. The point is I’M HELPING.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=Sybz335xfCY

Go and subscribe to see Zed play all sorts of naff wowshittery, and watch as a grown man grows increasingly angry at Barbie.

I’M HELPING.

I think I’ve been promising a make-up tutorial video for a while, so here you go.

Meg helps me to don a Poundland (might have been Poundworld) Zip-Face Horror make-up kit. It doesn’t quite go as planned.

Anyway, enjoy the video, like and subscribe too, because that makes my phone buzz in my pocket.