Posts Tagged ‘google’

Because I am so helpful and awesome here is a link to my favourite YouTube channel (not including that one with the lass that whispers while shaving your face), ShovelWarehouse, in a Virtual Reality special.

Yes, you get to hear me get a mention on a proper grown up YouTube channel, that’s not the point. The point is I’M HELPING.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=Sybz335xfCY

Go and subscribe to see Zed play all sorts of naff wowshittery, and watch as a grown man grows increasingly angry at Barbie.

I’M HELPING.

Hi there. Let me just… oh, you just finish that first… done?

Right then, how about you-

oh. OK. Hey! Hey! Stop what you’re doing!

FFS, sit there, shut up, put your phone down. Good.

I know you’re busy, doing eight things at once, tweeting, facebooking, organising your Pokemon collection catalogue, pointing out that I’m only listing four things when I said eight. Well, I’m gonna save you some time, stop you being busy, and making that little purple vein on your head stop thumping like that time on Ren and Stimpy that I didn’t really watch because I didn’t really like Ren and Stimpy.

bullet

I’ve got here a new app called Bullet News. It lives on your phone, just like Candy Crush or that app you use to make fart noises when your missus sits down, and it gives you up to date news in a compressed super-futuristic fancy fashion (in a short list with dots on it) from all sorts of different places. (more…)