Posts Tagged ‘guide’

Hey ladies, how ya doin?

So this is just me whoring myself out for Twitch followers again. Because I’m SO CLOSE to the criteria to claim Affiliate Status and start broadcasting to make a small amount of pocket money, and that would be really quite nice.

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With Avengers: Infinity War coming out in the next couple of days, I thought I would do what any whorish mediocre interweb content creator would do, and EXPLAIN SOMETHING THAT YOU COULD JUST WATCH IF YOU WEREN’T JUST SO BLOODY LAZY OR BUSY OR WHATEVER.

So, here is my guide to all the Marvel Cinematic Universe stuff so you are up to speed in time for the new film.

You’re welcome.

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Fish and Chips

Posted: Mar 24, 2017 in Fudgecrumpet
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Continuing my A to Z, this is F.

Presenting my comprehensive and edumacational guide to Fish and Chips, featuring the inexplicably popular drunk text to speech milf.

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Hello there. You looked all confused just now when I said Star Wars so I thought I’d help you understand just what the nerf herding hell is going on with the 40 year movie franchise that you just basically ignored until your kids started asking for the toys.

So I present to you, my guide to the latest installment in the Star Wars Universe, Rogue One. Be aware, while i will do my best to avoid spoilers, I may deliberately ruin the movie for you. (more…)

Hello fellow mans!

You look like you need some helps finding a suitable place to put your frisky willy. I am here to help you with what I like to affectionately call ‘Fudgey’s Expert Dating Advice Blog’ or ‘FEDAG’ for short.

I will now pass on all the knowledge from inside my brain on how to find a lady to do a sex on. (more…)

Hello ladies, how YOU doin?

Don’t worry, it’s only me, calm your loins. I’m just here today to share Adored.co.uk‘s Men’s Guide To Becoming Christian Grey, a guide to becoming a master seducer that obviously I have no need of because I am all the sex god, with my beard and my fancy see-thru underpants.

Still, I thought it might help the fellas out a bit, maybe get them a bit more the old snuggle time with their respective ladypals. It’s also a handy summary of the plot of Fifty Shades of Grey so you don’t have to watch the movie or read the book. Ever.

So, without further foreplay, here’s the guide. Enjoy.

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Graphic provided (via Adored | Buy vibrators online).

Here you go…

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