Posts Tagged ‘ios’

Remember a couple of weeks back when I reviewed the new version of Roald Dahl’s classic piece of anti-beard propaganda, The Twits? Of course you do.

Well, now there’s a game based on the book, available NOW for your iPhones and iPads, and all your fancy Android things, and I’ve dragged the kids out of their dungeon to help review it.

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Hi there. Let me just… oh, you just finish that first… done?

Right then, how about you-

oh. OK. Hey! Hey! Stop what you’re doing!

FFS, sit there, shut up, put your phone down. Good.

I know you’re busy, doing eight things at once, tweeting, facebooking, organising your Pokemon collection catalogue, pointing out that I’m only listing four things when I said eight. Well, I’m gonna save you some time, stop you being busy, and making that little purple vein on your head stop thumping like that time on Ren and Stimpy that I didn’t really watch because I didn’t really like Ren and Stimpy.

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I’ve got here a new app called Bullet News. It lives on your phone, just like Candy Crush or that app you use to make fart noises when your missus sits down, and it gives you up to date news in a compressed super-futuristic fancy fashion (in a short list with dots on it) from all sorts of different places. (more…)