Posts Tagged ‘milk’


Oh, I didn’t see you there. Don’t mind me, I’m just drinking a delicious glass of milk. Why don’t you join me? No, it really is milk, honest. Yes, I know you have no reason to trust me after last time. Look, shut up. Just… just shush.


So, I don’t feel bad about drinking this lovely drink of moojuice because I have signed the Dairy Promise, a pledge to only buy dairy products that have the red tractor symbol, therefore helping the farmers who bust a nut to provide us with creamy goodness.

Hm. I may have worded that wrong. Nah, it’s ok, you don’t have a dirty mind. (more…)

Are you sitting comfortably? Well, don’t. Sitting comfortably is bad for your posture.

Now, listen, as I read you a lovely bedtime story, based on the movie Disney’s Frozen, which if you are a parent, you will despise with the very core of your soul.

Oh, and it’s 11 minutes long, so sit comfortably. Yes, I’m contrary.

Apologies for the vertical video and that.

If you liked that, let me know, and I’ll do more. Also, subscribe to my YouTube channel, because I dunno why.